I will consume your ankles

Superior threat reserved only for the elite

“You better be taking care of yourself or else I will consume your ankles.”

by Nye, Bill February 12, 2020

Consumer-Communist

A half-assed revolutionary who manifests his/herself through protest and demanding a reduction in consumer prices. Crowds tend to consist of ultra PC psuedo-totalitarian sexually promiscuous fanatics who pussy out at the thought of cutting back on their consumer wants.

The proposed solutions (instead of playing by the rules of supply and demand forces, organized boycott, substitute good awareness) are government bailouts - in other words, subsidies for all well-to-do corporations so that they can willingly slash their prices for their upscale brand-name products.

This trend is prototypical of the post-2009 recession Obamamania and the ongoing contagiousness of the cliche term, "CHANGE".

Those consumer-communist douchebags are out protesting in-front of the White House. Some of them are lesbian sumo wrestlers demanding "cheaper prices on Haagen-Dazs ice-cream or else!".

by WeIsAllVictims November 9, 2009

consumerism

Consumerists are slaves with white collars. Advertisements have them chasing cars and clothes, working jobs they hate so they can buy shit they don't need. They are the middle children of history. No purpose or place. They have no great war, or great depression. Their great war should be a spiritual war. Their great depression is their lives. Raised by television to believe that one day they'll all be millionaires , movie gods and rock stars. But they won't.

All you read and..
Wear or see and..
Hear on TV..
Is a product..
Begging.. for your..
Fatass.. dirty..
Dollar.

by Tyler Durden April 21, 2004

Electronic Cigarette Consumer Reviews

An electronic cigarette review website, who is deemed an authority website among many consumers of a variety of different electronic cigarette brands. ECCR for short is a team of individuals, who spend their time with electronic cigarettes to evaluate their puff count, battery life, design, charge times, flavors, etc.

They can be found @

ElectronicCigaretteConsumerReviews.com

and they also run their reviews through Youtube which you can search them for just by typing in "eccreviews".

Jane: I honestly just want to find a good ecig.
Joe: why don't you just visit Electronic Cigarette Consumer Reviews?
Jane: Why should I?
Joe: Because they're truthful.

by Adiehardfan April 8, 2013

Spider Costume

An outfit donned by either losers, freaks, or Peter Parker. One can tell if the costume is worn by a loser or a freak, as they will have attached false legs to it to simulate the eight legs of an arachnid. On the other hand, when the costume is worn by Peter Parker, he then becomes Spider-Man. It will be very obvious when this happens because of the undoubted element of badass appeal, and the fact that the wearer will most likely be fighting crime and/or swinging from building.

John: I'm wearing a Spider Costume! Look at my eight legs!
Passerby: You are a loser/freak.

Peter Parker: Oh no! A bank heist! I must put on my Spider Costume and stop it!
Passerby: You are undoubtedly badass.

by Utmost Costume Authority August 13, 2008

Cat Costume

A costume worn by a female while seducing Big Tuck in his house with French Maids inside the Boom Room.

"Yellows dance there in cat costumes."
Cat Woman

by DSR FO Life January 16, 2009

Eat his costume

Term used to describe a person or team being beaten soundly by another.

That quarterback sucks, we're going to eat his costume on Saturday.

Jimmy: "Man, did you see the Alabama game?"
John: "No, why?"
Jimmy: "Auburn ate their costumes. It was 42-0."

by wde10 January 5, 2010