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bowl constrictor

a large, snake-like bowel movement that requires plunging and several flushes to send it on its' way. Most embarrassing when it rears its' ugly head on an away game.
double flusher dookie deuce dump poop pooh doo-doo turd poo caca bowl constrictor
by pinkhaus March 17, 2009
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boa constrictor

A snake that is orignally from Central and south America. Many of these species are available to purchase from breeders.
Look at that albino Boa Constrictor, that bitch is SICK!!!
by Ramalamham August 24, 2005
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constructionfuck

A major constriction in traffic flow caused by a long term road construction project in a heavily traveled region.
I was late for work this morning thanks to the major constructionfuck between HWY 494 and 60 on Interstate 35.
by Tacheyon April 2, 2009
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General Contractor

General Contractors or GC hire professionals to complete work on home projects. They charge a huge mark up on the labor cost of unlicensed tradesman such as Plumbing, Electrical and Havc. Along with other members of the construction community such as Masons and Carpenters. Their job is to insure that the work is completed not to code and by people who can’t speak English when the home owners try to speak to them.
Jerry the GC: I want to be the best General Contractor in the world.

Larry: How are you going to do that?

Jerry the GC: I will hire as many unskilled illegal Mexicans as I can and pay them nothing to produce crappy work.

Larry: Sounds like you’re the BEST for sure. Will you put crooked tile in my home now?

Jerry the GC: Sure will and plumbing that will only work for a few years!
by Killer Beess February 10, 2012
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Constructive Clitisism

When a woman gives you proper advice in preforming oral sex on her.
"It was my first time going down on Jane last night. I wasn't doing it right but it's okay. She gave me constructive clitisism so I could preform better."
by PatBen22 February 21, 2014
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Dirty Contractor

Wild sex that occurs when two men Tag-team a woman after a long day of contracting work . Both men do so without showering, washing their hands, or taking off their boots .
Mike and Dave got done working on the barn and really gave that cashier from the hardware store the dirty contractor !
by AZMPF July 12, 2017
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construction engineer

Like a civil engineer, just not as up tight. They perform managerial tasks on the job site as well as design engineering (i.e. temporary structures). They spend a lot of time on the job site overseeing the actual construction of a project and making sure it gets finished in a cost efficient, safe, and timely manner.
The civil engineers don't like it when they find out that construction engineers make more money than they do!
by MMartinez May 9, 2007
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