A mix of ingredients put together to prepare your noggin for the biggest, most fucking gigantic concussion this green world can give a person.
The ingredients of such a shake are unknown to humankind and every living species in a milky way.
Recently though, a man known as Aziz Walid Alghawas has recently found out the ingredients to the pre concussion shake and continues to keep the recipe to himself.
The ingredients of such a shake are unknown to humankind and every living species in a milky way.
Recently though, a man known as Aziz Walid Alghawas has recently found out the ingredients to the pre concussion shake and continues to keep the recipe to himself.
"Bro, did you know Aziz sponsored Conor Mcgregor with Pre-concussion shakes for the rest of his career?"
"JFK was supplied with a motherload of pre-concussion before he was...."
"JFK was supplied with a motherload of pre-concussion before he was...."
by CEO of Pre-Concussion Shakes June 10, 2022
An unknown recipe to every living animal whether on earth or not. The recipe was uncovered by this one unicellular creature known by the name Aziz Walid Alghawas. Rumour is, the legend himself found the recipe while jacking his shit on a discord call with friends.
Rumour has it that if many people throughout history downed the pre-concussion shake, we would be a more advanced society.
Rumour has it that if many people throughout history downed the pre-concussion shake, we would be a more advanced society.
"bro JFK had that shit, rumour has it the pre-concussion shake would've kicked in if he had it 30 minutes earlier"
"Abraham Lincoln missed out on that pre-concussion shake, he could've continued the legacy"
"Guy's I made a pre-concussion shake, flash bangs got nothing on me"
"Abraham Lincoln missed out on that pre-concussion shake, he could've continued the legacy"
"Guy's I made a pre-concussion shake, flash bangs got nothing on me"
by Aziz (Pre-concussion) Alghawas June 11, 2022
by Martha-the-fly February 06, 2018
A type of surprise attack in which you take a keyboard, and smash it over the target's head. It's an effective way to cause a lot of pain to the receiver.
Person 1: Did you here that Chad got a Welsh Concussion?
Person 2: Yeah, I did. He had it coming, he was a massive douchebag.
Person 2: Yeah, I did. He had it coming, he was a massive douchebag.
by A Quantum Entangled Cucumber September 02, 2017
When a man’s orgasm during oral sex smashes the back of one’s throat concussing the back of their head
by Oldjaketed July 26, 2023
A Russian Concussion is when one nuts into female's ears (preferably after intercourse), and then knock them unconscious.
by DylanKelleher69420 March 09, 2021
After a head injury (concussion), one must follow "protocal" to avoid serious and deadly consequences. I speak from experience.
Following a jarring hit to the head, the player was put on Concussion Protocal, whereas he had to be monitored by team Physicions...
by Fallsalot October 24, 2023