Colgate Move

1. The act of being a straight up dick in a way that is usually performed by some Homo who goes to colgate the "no fun college"

Jim: WOW! i can't believe chris did that to you! he pulled a total freakkennn Colgate Move

Carl: Yeah i know i was just minding my own business when he made me uglydance in front of the whole school !

Chris: Sorry my Phat ego is a champ, he eats chumps like you for brunch "bro out"
**(chris leaves the room)**

Carl: One day im just gonna...im just gonna...

Jim: (abruptly says) YOUR JUST GONNA TOSS IS SALAD WITH SOME BALSAMIC VINAIGRETTE

Carl (Takes a chainsaw and tears jim a new one)

**end of scene** or should i say real life

by King Piccolo(himself) December 9, 2012

Colgate Colleague

Work colleagues that are false. This is demonstrable by their plastered, fake smiles.

"I have such Colgate Colleagues...always walking around with fake smiles plastered on their faces. They look like smiling assassins."
"You can't trust a Colgate Colleague. You never know what they're thinking with those fixed smiles."

by RaraAvis12 May 8, 2018

Colgate lung syndrome

disease associated with people who always have that mouthwash smell in their breath.

Her breath always smells like mouthwash, I think she has the Colgate lung syndrome

by BPTRY July 26, 2020

Colgate’s Canvas

Another way of referring to teeth, especially if the owner of the teeth has very good oral hygiene.

Synonyms: mouth blenders, mush makers, denture placeholders, food’s worst nightmare, last resort ketchup packet openers

Amanda was a monthly visitor to her dentist and brushed 4 times a day. Her friends constantly tried to make her smile just so they could get a glimpse of Colgate’s canvas.

by UnbaisedDictionary02 May 2, 2023

Reverse Colgate challenge

the act of inserting a flaccid penis into an anus.

I was so wasted that I couldn't even get it up. I had to settle for a reverse Colgate challenge.

by jefeefefefe February 17, 2010

Yvng Colgate

Yvng Colgate is a upcoming rapper from Biloxi, Mississippi. He's droped only a few songs but is coming out with an album called "Colgate B*tch". All his music is posted on a YouTube channel called "Gold Plated Records." He's in 8th grade and will soon be a freshman. He also has like 10 girlfriends....No Cap

Yvng Colgate is the flyest rapper on the coast.

by Unknown455 October 27, 2018

Brown Colgate

(v); the act of rubbing fresh poop in between the cracks of another's teeth.

I brown colgated the crap outta that bitch made her cry.

I want her to brown colgate me so bad to make my teeth brown.

by Poopbringer June 22, 2010