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Coat hanger

by Hardly Q January 3, 2021
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Coat hanger insemination

When one lathers sperm on the curved end of a coat hanger, which is then inserted all their way into the vagina repeatedly at exactly 15 mph until the coat hanger has been cleansed of the sperm and is clean as a pipe cleaner.
Becky: Hey Jane, was your coat hanger insemination successful?
Jane: great! The baby should be here in 8 months!
by JSwizzzzz November 4, 2020
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Coat Hanger Divorce

A married woman discovers she is pregnant just before filing for divorce from a troubled marriage. To leave the marriage with minimal complications, she opts for a quiet abortion before her husband becomes aware of the pregnancy.
Gina just found out that Nick is cheating on her again, she needs to get a Coat Hanger Divorce.
by WordSmithComedy August 27, 2025
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Arabian coat hanger

A coat hanger that just so happens to be a breed of horse
Oh my god eran, it's an Arabian coat hanger on a stick
by Lofibeats265420 June 6, 2020
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coat hanger scramble

Different method to the traditional coat hanger abortion, once the coat hanger is inserted as far into the vagina as it will go, use a whisk like motion which will scramble the newly formed embryo and congratulations you have an abortion.

However botched methods may result in a redneck/bogan harry potter.
Girl: "my priest knocked me up, but my religion says i should keep it"

Bloke: "yeah, nah just use the trusty coat hanger scramble and quiff it out later"
by eat mike hunt January 8, 2021
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