Skip to main content

Coat hanger mom

Coat hanger mom is a derogatory term towards women who receive/have received an abortion. The term was originated In a 2019 reddit post
Did you hear (name) got an abortion when she was younger? She shouldn't give me advice she's a coat hanger mom
by Abc123potatoe April 10, 2022
mugGet the Coat hanger mommug.

Coat hanger insemination

When one lathers sperm on the curved end of a coat hanger, which is then inserted all their way into the vagina repeatedly at exactly 15 mph until the coat hanger has been cleansed of the sperm and is clean as a pipe cleaner.
Becky: Hey Jane, was your coat hanger insemination successful?
Jane: great! The baby should be here in 8 months!
by JSwizzzzz November 4, 2020
mugGet the Coat hanger inseminationmug.

Arabian coat hanger

A coat hanger that just so happens to be a breed of horse
Oh my god eran, it's an Arabian coat hanger on a stick
by Lofibeats265420 June 6, 2020
mugGet the Arabian coat hangermug.

coat hanger dick

When your dick is so heavily misshapen and curved it resembles the top of a coat hanger, even when it’s hard.
“Damn that dude had such a coat hanger dick, you can hang him in the closet.”
by Undeadgothbussy September 9, 2022
mugGet the coat hanger dickmug.

coat hanger scramble

Different method to the traditional coat hanger abortion, once the coat hanger is inserted as far into the vagina as it will go, use a whisk like motion which will scramble the newly formed embryo and congratulations you have an abortion.

However botched methods may result in a redneck/bogan harry potter.
Girl: "my priest knocked me up, but my religion says i should keep it"

Bloke: "yeah, nah just use the trusty coat hanger scramble and quiff it out later"
by eat mike hunt January 8, 2021
mugGet the coat hanger scramblemug.

Share this definition