Clash Royale is a tower defense strategy game. However, when you're gay it is no longer a strategy game. If you play mega knight you are a mega chad. If you play e barbs you have a tiny cock and you watch gay midget porn.
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Get the Clash royale mug.The game where you show off your credit card, the game where you get ridiculously expensive emotes to taunt nice people who are trying to enjoy the game, the game where you would get absolutely no amusement if you don't spend money. The reason it is named with the word "Royale" is because only royal members are able to afford to play the game.
The first stage of the game is mostly skill.
The later stages are barely playable for free2play. If you don't have money, you are done.
The first stage of the game is mostly skill.
The later stages are barely playable for free2play. If you don't have money, you are done.
One Guy: Play Supercell!
Other Guy: No games are fun! Clash Royale is about pay2win. Clash of Clans is about afk. Brawl Stars is too repetitive. Hayday shouldn't even be in the list. What is good about the game?
One guy: Let me try it!
Other Guy: You need to experience to understand pain
Other Guy: No games are fun! Clash Royale is about pay2win. Clash of Clans is about afk. Brawl Stars is too repetitive. Hayday shouldn't even be in the list. What is good about the game?
One guy: Let me try it!
Other Guy: You need to experience to understand pain
by TheClashRoyalePlayer March 20, 2025
Get the Clash Royale mug.So I was playing clash royale the other day. When morbius said "THIS IS WHY WE CLASH🔥🔥🔥" I came all over my entire room. my mom is currently signing the adoption papers.
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