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Clash Royale

The game where you show off your credit card, the game where you get ridiculously expensive emotes to taunt nice people who are trying to enjoy the game, the game where you would get absolutely no amusement if you don't spend money. The reason it is named with the word "Royale" is because only royal members are able to afford to play the game.

The first stage of the game is mostly skill.
The later stages are barely playable for free2play. If you don't have money, you are done.
One Guy: Play Supercell!

Other Guy: No games are fun! Clash Royale is about pay2win. Clash of Clans is about afk. Brawl Stars is too repetitive. Hayday shouldn't even be in the list. What is good about the game?

One guy: Let me try it!

Other Guy: You need to experience to understand pain
by TheClashRoyalePlayer March 20, 2025
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Clash Royale

A strategy fantasy based game against your opponents. Rank up arenas and unlock cards to use in battle. You can also play Clan Wars, weekly trainings, donate cards, be involved in the competitive scene, or play against friends in friendly battles with them or fellow clanmates. Clash Royale has over 597M downloads and is very popular. The meta for cards always are changing. Clash Royale is very customizable for banners, achievements, or badges. How you can rank up is by earning trophies by winning in comps or in arenas to get on with the next arena and unlock some new cards for you deck.

Clash Royale is created by Supercell OY
Tim: "Yo bro, 1v1 me in Clash Royale, I'll crush you with my Mega Knight"
Ben: "Aight bet, Imma clap you with my OP deck buddy"
by iR78 December 22, 2023
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Clash royale x bow players

stupidmotherfuckers will deffend every fucking push with tesla and skellytons. stupidist fagg0t deck you can use. fuck hog 2.6 xbow is the new n!gga in town. fuck me, fuck you and fuck every xbow player cuz when that shit gets a lock they will just spell cycle or wait till overtime.
by ihateniggAS75678 December 19, 2023
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Clash Royale

A cash grab like im not even joking if you want to unlock this NOPE you actually Need $789 to unlock this one thing that will last 1 month before it’s lost popularity
Clash Royale(cr) (noun)

1: hey you play cr

2 no

1 good
by Thebreakingbadfan5768 July 3, 2023
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Clash Royale

A game released by Supercell in 2016, this game consists of some of the most annoying players in the history of gaming who always use Lumberloon, X-Bow Tesla, Lavaloon, Ebarbs Rage etc.
I smashed my phone because I dropped to Challenger One in Clash royale.
by Mad Master QR May 13, 2022
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