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Clash Royale

The game where you show off your credit card, the game where you get ridiculously expensive emotes to taunt nice people who are trying to enjoy the game, the game where you would get absolutely no amusement if you don't spend money. The reason it is named with the word "Royale" is because only royal members are able to afford to play the game.

The first stage of the game is mostly skill.
The later stages are barely playable for free2play. If you don't have money, you are done.
One Guy: Play Supercell!

Other Guy: No games are fun! Clash Royale is about pay2win. Clash of Clans is about afk. Brawl Stars is too repetitive. Hayday shouldn't even be in the list. What is good about the game?

One guy: Let me try it!

Other Guy: You need to experience to understand pain
by TheClashRoyalePlayer March 20, 2025
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Robin Clash Royale

A guy named Robin who plays clash royale 24/7. His name is also some thing very childish.
Did you see Robin Clash Royale?
No he is probably playing clash royale again!
He is so addicted!
by jeremy mackenzie eau clair November 2, 2021
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National Clash Royale Day

National clash Royale day. Just play some clash and nerf miner
“Hey man sorry for grabbing your balls I just couldn’t resist it. After all it is national clash Royale day and I use E Giant”
by Quandale (Oswald) Dingle March 30, 2022
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The best clash royale players

Dang Nathan and Yael are the best clash royale players
by BabyFjster April 24, 2025
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Class Royale

Playing Clash Royale during class, usually hiding your phone from the teacher's view.
"Yo bro what you on your phone for? We supposed to be working on the project."
"Nah man I gotta ladder climb I'm getting my Class Royale on."
by RackARibs October 12, 2021
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upper class royalty

In the early 90's a small group of bitches (meaning lame ass pussies who get no vagina) from the Grand Rapids area decided to join together and make a group. this group was named "upper class royalty" which happens to be quite the opposite of what the members really are. it was more of a name of fantasy for these soft ass niggas. they also decided to make up phrases like "shooting chease" (to beat off infront of men) and other phrases with strong homosexual meanings
the entire "upper class royalty" got their asses beat by several elementary students (see "stepbrothers")

the upper class royalty likes to make up stupid homosexual phrases

anyone in the upperclass royalty, is a bitch with a small dick
by dimebag dackly November 3, 2009
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r/ClashRoyaleCircleJerk

An epic subreddit with a very sexy mod there that his name starts with an A3, very epic indeed
Person 1: "wow did you see A3's new post about virgin r/ClashRoyale dumdums in r/ClashRoyaleCircleJerk? It's very sex"
Person 2: "i know i wish he would marry me"
by DefinitelynotA3 February 25, 2021
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