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Circularism

A system of beliefs that advocates for the supremacy of one's friendgroup (read: their CIRCLE of friends) above all others. Often involving complex schemes and especially esoteric language & terms. Generally encourages "networking" to assimilate useful persons into the Circle. Can seem cult-like to outsiders but in truth is mostly harmless. Mostly.
...but you can't hack the elections if there were no elections in the first place.
This is why Circularism is the supreme ideology.
by Circle Man November 9, 2018
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Circularooloonimbus

When inserting the male genitalia into one eye socket then out the other. Make sure to aim 💦
Alright ladies it's time for the circularooloonimbus 🥵
by Skick-cone March 18, 2021
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circumulate

“oh I’m gonna circumulate”
by sir.cumulate January 20, 2022
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circular firing squad

People involved in an idea or policy that is obviously self-defeating to everyone else but them. Used to described some group that is so clueless that one could show them a diesel engine and ask them to find the spark plugs.
The entire Bush administration and all others who decided to invade Iraq.
by federalq2b October 3, 2004
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circular

"OMG, they are so circular!"
by klaaruernen June 19, 2008
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circular out of office

Sometimes done without knowledge of the participating parties but is actually a tactic used by two or more office employees trying to cover each others ass while also avoiding workloads while they are both out of the office. Working like a circular reference error, it is when two or more workers set up their out of office message referring another contact person in the event of any urgent or pressing matters ... only to taken when in fact they reach out to the other contact to find out he or she is also out of the office and is referring the orginal sender back to the original request
Boss : Smith, did you get that Mitchel report done yet?
Smith: Well, Jackson was working on it, I'll check in with him and let you know.
Later that day Smith to pal Phil: Damn that Jackson and Murphy, the f'd me again!
Phil: What they do?
Smith: They set up a circular out of office on me, and the boss is looking for that Mitchel report.
by the last great nobody June 20, 2009
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Ahr Herro Carcurate

(Ah Hello Calculate) The name you give those Asian kids in your Calculus class, when they do what they do best. To quote Lau from The Dark Knight, "I'm very good at calculations."
1.)Here comes those Ahr Herro Carcurates...

2.) Those Ahr Herro Carcurates keep messing up the curve.
by Room308IsThatTruth May 15, 2009
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