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Cheshire Cat 

to fuck a ginger girl behind Lidl at night.
socalled because you can only see her when she smiles afterwards.
:D
'i gave her a good Cheshire Cat last night!'
Cheshire Cat by vulpixx January 30, 2009

Cheshire Smile 

A really hot, sexy human female, who is engaged to Captain Awesome.
Hey! Cheshire Smile! I Love You!
Cheshire Smile by d!ngu$f377 July 16, 2009

Cheshire Reds 

A top notch youth baseball team coached by volunteers. Low registration fees and decent town fields. Sometimes daddy ball and sometimes not.
Cheshire Reds always find a way to win. Even though they only have Daddy ball coaches.
Cheshire Reds by DaddyBall November 24, 2021

Cheshire Elites 

A fine established massage parlour within the outskirts of a shit hole town called Crewe in Cheshire. They offer a range of grubby sexual services to the desperate and needy.
P - Hey Richie fancy going to the Cheshire Elites for a blow and go lad.

R - Nah P, I'm feeling like a golden shower this time round, ooooaaah.
Cheshire Elites by J Dawg & K Dawg January 18, 2025

Cheshire handshake 

The act of being a utter wanker for no reason
“Wow Joel is doing the Cheshire handshake
“What a wanker

Schrodinger's Cheshire Cat 

The cat is both here and not here, while simultaneously being neither here, nor there. The cat cannot be nowhere, yet the cat is not everywhere. However, it may be anywhere, but it can only be somewhere. So, where is it?
"C'mon, just give up, already! You've been looking for that thing for hours! You might as well be looking for Schrodinger's Cheshire Cat!"

"But it has to be here. I've already looked everywhere, and I haven't found it anywhere. Perhaps if I start looking nowhere, I may end up finding it somewhere!"

"I swear you've gone mad, Bro."

"Oh, you can't help that. We're all mad, here."