sorry, I'm doing chem homework

An outright lie told by someone wishing to avoid the company of another or hide what it is they are doing from said person.

Guy 1: Hey, wanna skype?
Guy 2: (skyping guy 1's ex/cheating on guy 1/slightly hates guy 1) Oh, sorry, I'm doing chem homework.

by doturiswithhearts January 23, 2017

my chem

a shortend version that the band my chemical romanceuse to discribe themselves.

random interveiw guy:what are some of your new songs?

gerard way:well "my chem" are wrighting a new song at the moment.

by Joey black July 5, 2006

Cheems

Cheems is a holy being that one day descended from the heavens to save the earth from Big Chungus

Person: I love Cheems he is so hot and sexy
Person 2: Yeah me too

by cheemsy April 25, 2021

Chehmehn

The deah leadah of China, Chehmehn Mao, may his beahd gwow evah longah.

Aw haiw chehmehn

by Wakatapillows March 17, 2010

chem sesh

British gay slang for sexual activity that involves the use of drugs and or intoxicants by either party.

"hey mate you up for a chem sesh"

"yeh lad but i don't do crystal"

by nunuboy January 9, 2010

chamming

A slang term used by some online FPS gamers. "Chamming" (n. "chammer") refers to using a hack to change the color of the opposing players/teams' characters (ex. solid bright orange), making them much easier to spot at a distance or in dark surroundings.-Sometimes these hacks even allow the characters to be viewed through walls. The origins of the term are unclear.

Joe - Every time I play Combat Arms someone fucking tells me I'm chamming!

by Ace10101 August 25, 2013

cheemo

A cross between a chav and an emo

Cheemo gets the cock!
Look at that cheemo kid.

by Steph---x February 20, 2007