Carter, a gay man who put his pp in the microwave and now it doesn’t work. He has seen every man pp in the world, and has circumcised every human ever born. He will hide in your closet (or bed) until you sleep and will rape you until you die.

Normal human: wtf is that carter

Normal human 2: I heard he has erect pp disease

Carter by The real once-ler April 26, 2020

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Carter

aka cart. he is mega simp as well as sometime the smol pp energy. no one knows wtf goes on inside his head sometimes, or if he even has a head

Carter is such a freakin Carter sometimes!

Carter by French Fries Aren't French June 17, 2020

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Carter

A legendary German-American Student at Auburn University. Carter is renowned for his wit, strength, humor, and wealth. Students can often catch a glimpse of Carter driving around in his new BMW M5, at the library where he frequently studies, or at on campus gym where he is known for benching over 400lbs. Some folks go so far as to say that, “Carter is the Hercules of today."

Guy 1: Dude who was that huge German dude at Sky Bar the other tonight with all those babes.
Guy 2: Dude it must have been Carter

Carter by Raider1987 April 6, 2008

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Carter is an oddly satisfying and sexy guy. He is really dirty minded and needs mental help. He has a large group of friends and is loved by many people. Carter is one of the funniest guys you will ever meet. He is usually white, but sometimes Asian. No matter what he will be way too fucking short!! Carter is the ultimate daddy.

Carter "hey daddy"
Boy "says u"

Carter by pleasegofckurself November 15, 2018

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