Care Bear Stare Bear

Someone who stares at you incessantly
All i did was go out to enjoy my morning cup of coffee and a smoke and there was Gladys Kravitz across the street being all care bear stare bear disrupting my morning mo jo!!
by trannyonatricycle March 12, 2011
mugGet the Care Bear Stare Bearmug.

Care Bears

Way to say "Winnie the Pooh" and "My Little Pony" in one term.
Guy 1: Oh look! I found my two favorite Care Bears just lying around over there!

Guy 2: Uh, aren't those characters called Winnie the Pooh and Princess Celestia?

Guy 1: I'LL CALL THEM WHAT I WANT!!!!!!!
by TiggerCelestia06 December 15, 2019
mugGet the Care Bearsmug.

Care Bear Stare

The act of slicing open your stomach, similar to seppuku, and letting your organs fall out to intimidate others. Old term that originated from the Care Bears show, that was given an adult spin.
The suspect escaped after giving the officers the Care Bear Stare.
by MMathGeek November 1, 2022
mugGet the Care Bear Staremug.

Care bear

A dude that is soft. A non-thug type of guy. Some one who lacks toughness.
Yo... Dude right there is a Care bear...!
by Him ova there January 22, 2016
mugGet the Care bearmug.

Care Bear Stare

This activity can be used by males and females alike. Originating from the originally Cate Bear cartoon we watched as children where the bear immobilizes or defeats negativity with rainbows that shoot from their tummies.

To use this in human form. It is characterized by planting both feet firm on the ground and staring down your victim or prey until they are too creeped out or call the police for help. the purpose is to assert dominance but often achieves the look of crazy, possibility being arrested or causing laughter.
Tony Care Bear Stared a cute girl at the grocery store and got slapped.
by alotachewy July 9, 2017
mugGet the Care Bear Staremug.

care bear hughes

the most beautiful sexy goddess anyone will ever encounter in their entire life. everything she does is beautiful and turns everyone on. she is such a graceful sublime being. to be compared to her is the most supreme compliment. there is not a single person that does not want to make love to her.
greg: i had sex with a care bear hughes and i saw stars and then an apparition of jesus.
by baby g big c $$$ February 1, 2009
mugGet the care bear hughesmug.

Care-bear bath

When you have dyed hair and you take a bath and the colour gets into the bathtub water, turning the water a different colour.
Melissa slipped into the tub and proceeded to wash her hair, some of the hair color coming out as she did so.

Melissa: Ohmigawd, a care-bear bath!
by Rioooo April 7, 2010
mugGet the Care-bear bathmug.

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