bus driver

someone who takes someone else to school, literally or figuratively

DAMN ni'a I took you 40-6 in 1-on-1...looks like I was the bus driver there cuz you got taken to skizzewl!

by Nick D February 13, 2003

Bus Driver

The definition of Bus Driver traces it routes to Mexican folklore, where parents told their child if they did not behave, an angry short chubby gringo would steal (or molest) their souls. In modern times, this term has been relegated to a specific bus dispatcher. He is prone to unnecessary and disturbing conversations. Usually these involve a misunderstanding of his job, sticking it to the man, smoke-stacks, non-work related fluids (penetrating oil, or gallons of rum), and the boasting of extremely durable items that are not actually durable. The purpose of these conversations is to avoid work, or to one up another's story. This leads to a series of unsupportable fallacies. Examples are part-time diabetes, and laptops stronger than stone. Prolonged exposure to this individual may lead to turrets like blurting of random words and noises. In rare instances, this may escalate to feline AIDS.

"Fred walked over to Barney's desk to Bus Driver the project. In the end, Barney ended up doing Fred's work and showing HR where he was touched on a teddy bear."

by DeadPuffin November 14, 2013

bus driver

an person who repeatedly throws an individual(s) under the bus.

What a bus driver! I can't believe he threw me under the bus again for the second time this month! Is he trying to get me fired?

by Frank S. M. August 18, 2008

Reverse Romanian Dirty Bus-driver

When having sex in a bus, bus station, bus stop, the receiving partner proceeds to take a shit in the giving partners mouth, the giving partner then shoots the human excrement back up the receiving partners asshole, then as the turd is half hanging out the persons anal sphincter a deodorant can "flame thrower" is used to light the shit on fire it is then pushed fully back into the persons asshole.

Shadi " that was a really great party last night mick, but why do i have shit all over my ass and third degree burns around and inside my asshole"

Mick "we must have done the Reverse Romanian Dirty Bus-driver !!!!!"

Shadi " NOT THE REVERSE ROMANIAN BUS DRIVER !!!!!"

by Dirty Mick March 14, 2011

Bus Driver

An individual of greater skill, knowledge, or talent who unambigiously dominates over an individual or group. A bus driver is so named because he/she takes everyone to school (See "Schooled").

I tried to drive the lane on that big brother, but damn it, the bus driver took the whole team to school.

by filmchild February 24, 2004

Dirty Bus Driver

The man at the front of the line in an anal all male sex train.

"Come on fellas! Lets have a fuck train! I'll be the Dirty Bus Driver!" Leroy says as he grabs his ankles.

by Felix 35 March 1, 2009

Bus driver pussy

The huge flap of skin above the thighs, and below the stomach. Looks like there pussy is huge. Almost all bus driver's carry this trait.

Damn, look at the size of that bus driver pussy!

by shitty shitty bang bang 696969 January 26, 2009