brunette

1. The best kind of woman.
2. The hottest woman.
3. The sexiest woman.

Jennifer Love Hewitt is a brunette.

by Tito Ortiz's Fat Head September 18, 2009

dumb brunette

An annoying girl, usually a teenager who is constantly asking dumb questions about hair color preferance. Always trying to look better than the blondes and redheads. Most of them wear stupid shirts with dumb stuff written on them like "Blondes are hot, Brunettes are HOTT!" and "Blonde(which is crossed out) Brown haired beauty." They can't get over the fact that they are not the least bit unique because blonde and redhead hair colors are both recessive genes that are somewhat rare, and Brunettes are the base gene that are very common. So basically, they try to take the fact that there is nothing special or unique at all about them, and try to make it look cool. Pitiful.

Dumb Brunette: Hey look at my shirt blondie! I'm HOTT and you're just hot! Hahahahahahahahaha!
Blonde: Oh, shut up! I hate those dumb brunettes.
Redhead: Seriously.

by purplecat January 22, 2006

brunette

A dark haired female.

Blondes may have more fun, but at least brunettes can read.

by Brown_Haired_Beauty February 19, 2008

brunette

A female that will generally be more attractive, more intelligent, more compassionate, more fun to be around, etc., that a blonde. Brunettes are sexier and more exotic than blondes, because brunettes are rarer. I think it's really sad that a lot of people (mostly blondes) think they're prettier, when pretty much every guy I know thinks brunettes are way hotter, because we are. This isn't arrogance. It's scientifically proven.

Guy #1: Whoa, check out that smoking brunette.
Guy #2: Yeah, she's really hot. And she's smart and funny, too. Man, I wish I could date a brunette. All blondes are stupid sluts and whores.
Guy #1: Yeah, man.

by MontanaLuv<3babygrl January 16, 2008

Brunette

A lovely brown hair shade, commonly associated with intelligence. Some brunettes think just because they have this hair colour, that they're smarter than the blondes and redheads out there. Guess what? You aren't.

Brunette 1 : Lookie, it's Felicity!
Brunette 2: What a stupid blonde!
Brunette 1: And her friend, Fern, that stupid strawberry blonde!
Blonde: Guess what?

Brunette 1 : I don't care because I got a 95% on the math test!
Blonde + strawberry blonde: Good job! Ooh, and we got perfect! Wanna have some crisps to celebrate?
Brunettes: Screw you guys!

by Strawberry Blonde person January 23, 2011

brunette bella's pumpkin patch

beautiful pumpkin patch, lovelie scenery, all made possible by the best of the best of brunettes. Pumpkins in the sun. Ready for a nice day out with the family.

brunette bella's pumpkin patch is already in your face.

by cowgirlitalian March 5, 2010

blonde brunette

When a natural brunette is as dumb as a door nail

Tara: How funny is it that female Lions are called Tigers?!
Jeremy: WTF?! Lions and Tigers are two different animals. You're such a blonde brunette!

by The Vivacious T October 11, 2016