an erection similar to the morning wood, only it is slightly delayed and doesnt rise until your at the breakfast table. can also refer to a morning wood erection that doesnt go down until your at the breafast table. or it can simply be used interchangably with morning wood.
Steve woke up in the morning to his surprise with no erection. However, while waiting on his pancakes Steve got a breakfast boner.
by canvasfred August 9, 2010
Get the breakfast boner mug.A leeds breakfast is a breakfast commonly eaten at Leeds Festival. It consists of a cigarette and a can of beer.
by AbuWeezer October 18, 2008
Get the Leeds Breakfast mug.by Irish Dave April 21, 2007
Get the break your crayons mug.by Dancer1031 June 27, 2021
Get the break my back mug.It's when you receive a clothes gift from a friend or family member, that just didn't realize that you were 10 times smaller the last time you saw them. (Normally from that distant friend or relative you see once a decade)
by Missi Long November 6, 2006
Get the naval breaker mug.When you break a girl’s heart bad enough that she shaves her entire head trying to cope with the pain. They often cannot recover from this heartbreak for 2 years. Worse than the Dye break up
Chad: I broke up with my girl.
Brad: I saw that she shaved her head. You put her through a Bald break up!
Chad: Shit it’s not my fault she wasn’t good enough.
Brad: True, she had it coming.
Brad: I saw that she shaved her head. You put her through a Bald break up!
Chad: Shit it’s not my fault she wasn’t good enough.
Brad: True, she had it coming.
by itybitykilla August 7, 2021
Get the Bald break up mug.The most beautiful song written by the most beautiful band on this entire beautiful planet. A 12 minute and 6 second ear orgasm.
Hottest guy in the world: Wanna have sex?
Average girl: No thanks, I'm listening to Siberian Breaks.
Average girl: No thanks, I'm listening to Siberian Breaks.
by MGMTtumblrfangirlKaci November 7, 2010
Get the Siberian Breaks mug.