Blum, Mackenzie

fat gremlin version of a person with no abbillty to move their legs because they are really big

Blum, Mackenzie is a big goblin

by the arguement winner September 16, 2022

Blummed

The act of taking a bitch out multiple times and continuing to get none.

I took this broad out for a third date and got blummed. Ended up in my bed alone with a chicken sandwich.

by Caesar the champ November 19, 2015

Blum

Expressing a great deal of disapproval or disagreement to something that is not in line with your personal beliefs

After loosing the argument, she put her blum face on.

by @rk October 22, 2020

Blummed Out

When you are have spent too much time with someone you care about or love and need a break in order to recharge and prevent damage to the relationship with said individual.

I was so blummed out after that 5 hour car ride with Brian.

by Bigpoppasexy May 15, 2022

Blum Balls

Bluman balls; a severe case of blue balls; comes to only one individual by the name of Mackenzie Bluman

Fuck guys! The girls all said I was too hairy. I have Blum Balls now!

by FwenOlaherty September 3, 2019

blummed

The act of hurdling and leaving ball and or ass residue on the helmet or head of an opposing player in the NFL or bedroom

I just blummed on that players face

OR

I just blummed on Jeff's face

by blummer2900 February 18, 2014

pull a blum

to foolishly rekindle a relationship that was sufficiently dead and done

"Ricky just got back with Sarah, even though after their first round it was clear that they had nothing in common other than a lust for sex"

"No way, I didn't think he would pull a blum!"

by ATLAN July 22, 2012