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Blum

A mixture of blood, cum and oyster poop. Commonly found in still swamp waters.
Kamron was eating a bowl of cereal out on the dock while practicing his pirouette when suddenly he tripped over a hermit crab, sliced his forearm, and spewed blum into Tommy’s mouth.
by Ppgang official July 23, 2023
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Blum

Expressing a great deal of disapproval or disagreement to something that is not in line with your personal beliefs
After loosing the argument, she put her blum face on.
by @rk October 22, 2020
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Golden Blum

The act of sucking through the hole of a freshly pierced ear of ones niece, before jewelry can be placed in the ear. Must be done at a mall. Can only be done if one does not actually have a niece.
These Saltines taste like a Golden Blum.
by Pseudonym Brian February 15, 2021
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Blum, Mackenzie

fat gremlin version of a person with no abbillty to move their legs because they are really big
by the arguement winner September 16, 2022
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blum job

when a person with the last name blum sucks you till you cum
that blum job sucked me
by the arguement winner September 16, 2022
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Blummed Out

When you are have spent too much time with someone you care about or love and need a break in order to recharge and prevent damage to the relationship with said individual.
I was so blummed out after that 5 hour car ride with Brian.
by Bigpoppasexy May 15, 2022
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TULLY BLUMS

A CAGNO WHO IS MARRYING A BLUMS SHE IS FALLING HEAD OVER HEALS IN LOVE XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOX
who is that chic? oh... thats tully blums.
by doggy34507 March 27, 2022
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