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Tacobell Blowtorch

This is the result of eating too much diablo sauce along side your Tacobell. The experience on a toilet is expensive with a strong burning sensation.
Dude, James cooked my toilet bowl after he had 5 Diablo sauce packets. He literally whipped out the Tacobell Blowtorch and burnt it up.
by anonymous April 29, 2024
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Can't light a birthday candle with a blowtorch

Idiom. Used to describe a person's lack of intelligence or inability to perform/achieve a simple task.
Is it any surprise how badly he did? That idiot can't light a birthday candle with a blowtorch.
by Catfish Baruni June 16, 2016
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