Blister soup

When a girl's herpes sores all erupt at once forming a puddle of pus in thier underware.

Dude: I was gonna' hit that last night til' I found out that ho' was cookin' a bowl of blister soup!

Other dude: yo that's some sick ass shit!

by big pimpliscious December 10, 2009

Bever Blister

A Bever Blister is similiar to a Fever Blister. A Bever Blister is a cold sore that erupts on your lip every so often. Much like a Fever Blister, it is caused by a virus. BUT the Bever Blister originates from a Beaver Virus.

"Franky, remember that Stripper I was dating a few months ago?" "Well, she left me with a little gift. Check out this Bever Blister on my lip!" "Dude, that thing is rude!!!!"

by Turfclubtom April 19, 2008

love blister

herpes simplex; or in other words, a cold sore.

damnit all that stress has given me a love blister.

by random-handom August 17, 2005

Spangle Blisters

Noun. canine testicles

JP: "I'm father christmas!"
Hamish: "No you're not! You're a featherless spangle blister!"

by Peter Adams January 7, 2004

Oatmeal Blister

When a large puddle of semen is left on the body after ejaculation.

I left an oatmeal blister on her nose.

by Chris Hart July 1, 2005

blister package

The most awful type of wrapping that could possibly be used. Fucking difficult to unwrap, cuts your hands and houses shitty electical goods. Its usually worth it to get someone else to open it for you. EVIL BLISTER PACKAGE!!!!!!!!

this piece of shit blister package is in the way of my new headphones/mic/ frog/ps23xboxy thing! Fuck! my hands! Brian I've got a job for you...

by specaled hen June 10, 2008

Blister This Asshole

A term used to say lets "GTFO".

"C'mon Kage, lets blister this asshole."

by Cockballs McHairy Nutsack July 2, 2009