cow bingo

Cow bingo is a game played by rednecks and farmers. They mark the ground to divide it up into bingo-like squares. Then let cows roam around the area, when a cow drops a "cow patty" (ie: takes a shit) the person who owns the square it lands on wins a prize (not the cow patty :O).

Announcer: It's been a hot day in the South for Cow Bingo today!
Announcer: Looks like Betsy just planted a cow patty on A4.
Cletus: Yee-Haw!!! That's ours! We's eating good tonight Claudine!!!

by Farmer Runoft November 2, 2012

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bichon frise

A lap dog that is often confused with a poodle or Maltese. People who confuse a Bichon with these other dogs are often retarded and out of the loop. If you have a Bichon, then you are part an elite secret society that is privilege to one of the funniest, friendliest, cutest, human-like dogs on the face of the planet.

Other benefits of owning a Bichon is they don't eat too much and therefore their poops are relatively small. They know when to play and when to chill and like to cuddle at bed time. They don't shed and they don't bark very much.

They can be used as chick-magnets if your a single guy and are they are great conversation starters, because they are so freakin cute. When you walk a Bichon it's rare that you pass somebody on the street and they don't smile, comment or somehow acknowledge your little Bichon.

1) I was walking my dog at the golf course and these two chicks were like "OMG, he's sooooo cute, what kind of dog is that?" "It's a Bichon Frise!"

by Jgyles September 17, 2010

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Keener Bingo

(Canadian Slang, Noun) Game played in colleges and universities, where players create a grid of fellow students names with three names across and three name down. Objective is to strategically choose the keenest (adjective, Keener) students who are first to answer questions during class or lecture. Once a student answers a question his or her name is crossed out until a player achieves a row, diagonal and /or full card depending on house rules. When player achieves objective, they need to immediately call out 'Bingo' in order to claim their win.

I was throw out of my philosophy lecture after winning at Keener Bingo today. The professor threated that it if happends again he will send me to the dean.

by dshea August 16, 2009

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Banhole

A banhole (ban + asshole) is a person (especially admins) that bans people from chat rooms or game servers for no reason whatsoever. Mostly you'll see banholes banning people at least every ten minutes.

Console: ||PERSON-A got permanently banned from the server by ||-=BNH=-Banhole
PERSON-A: WTF? I didn't do anything except playing the game...
*PERSON-A kicked from the server*
Person B: WTF?? Why are you kicking/banning people for no reason??? He didn't cheat or something!
Console: ||Person B got permanently banned from the server by ||-=BNH=-Banhole
*Person B* kicked from the server*

by DekoMan91 February 27, 2011

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