Skinny Bert Newton

A special breed of human, can be found wining and dining birds in high class establishments otherwise he's usually running around in creeks like some regular old creek nigga, doesn't mind the send or a few nose beers when he gets the chance.

"Fuck me! Thats skinny bert newton!"

by shackwiz January 14, 2019

Ska-Bert

The act of stealing someone's handshake

Person 1: Hey nice to meet you *Attempts to give the person a handshake*
Person 2: Nice to meet you too *Goes to give him a handshake*
Person 3: SKA-BERT *Gives person 1 the handshake instead*

by Spazzzattack25 February 14, 2019

Sugar Beet

A woman who’s candy still tastes like dirt after you wash it off and eat it.

We call her sugar beet cause she’s like candy that you drop and wash off but still tastes like dirt.

by Totally Legal Alien June 9, 2022