bean snap

a quick and functional hand job, usually intended to provide a prompt ejaculation for the purpose of stress relief as opposed to meaningful sexual gratification.

Damn, that was the hottest girl I have ever seen. Miriam, come over here and give me a bean snap, and I'll rub your shoulders for you.

by Ned Buddy July 13, 2006

Bean Sack

A hispanic person. Mainly used to refer to mexicans.

Did you go to joses party?

Hell no! their were too many bean sacks!

by placebo61 March 10, 2010

bean snapping

The art of positioning one's penis into a vagina repeatedly, in an in-and-out motion, until the beans explode from the pod. The explosion of the beans is the snapping.

"I can't come over right now. I'm getting my bean snapped! I'm basically doing some bean snapping."

by Craig the shovel January 8, 2006

bean shark

Any woman that chooses to hook up with and or date only Mexican men.

"Dude did you see Yvonne with that Mexican guy last night?"

"Yea she's a total bean shark!"

by Yvonne ginger October 17, 2008

Three bean salad

When a guy shoves his dick and balls between his legs. The result looks something like a three bean salad from the back and a mangina from the front.

Every guy, at one point in his, life has made the 'ol three bean salad.

by Sgt. Stadenko February 15, 2005

bean seal

A bean seal is a person who wears a hoodie with a tight hood, thus making the person look like a bean or a seal. The hood may also be pulled tight on a looser hood to produce the same effect.
To bean seal or 'pulling a bean seal' can also be used as a verb.
Bean sealing is the practice of wearing a hoodie with a tight hood.

e.g. Friend 1: "Aw mate! My hair look terrible today" Friend 2: "Looks like you're gonna have to bean seal!"

by Hoothoot131 June 22, 2012

bean slayer

Someone who has a list of Mexican females that can be crossed off by having sex with them.

How many does he have now? He's such a Bean Slayer!!

by dannybigfanny April 20, 2014