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Baptist In The Church House

To Be used like Sugar Honey Iced Tea, when you can not openly curse Baptist In The Church House means Bitch.
That Baptist In The Church House still hasn't payed me all my money.
by Professorlacy July 15, 2010
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St. John the Baptist School

A basic school in a neighborhood called Yonkers . A bunch of little white boys and a lot of fake ass girls. If all this wasn’t enough they had to throw in the fatest principal known to mankind.
Do you know Mr. Lynch ? “Isn’t that the gay teacher that teaches at St. John the Baptist School and only talks about Star Wars and karate.”
by Jonaathan April 18, 2019
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westboro baptist church

a church that hates gays and especially america. those unpatriotic fucks should be shot.
"The Westboro Baptist Church fucks are protesting at this soldier's funeral!"

"What should we do?"

"Let's tell the honor guard to "redirect" the 21 gun salute at them!"

"That's a great idea!"
by mikestrong19 July 20, 2009
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Backdoor Baptist

A Southern girl who won't have vaginal sex, but will have anal sex, before marriage.
Self explanatory, isn't it?
by Mike January 17, 2005
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Westboro Baptist Church

A feces that gets stuck to your buttcheek, and leaves a really gross skid mark.
I was pooping yesterday and I got a Westboro Baptist Church...I hate when that happens!
by WBCsux August 7, 2010
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jean-baptiste

A French bouquet, much french very paris.
Oh my god he is very Jean-Baptiste
by frenchy555 March 2, 2014
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Westboro Baptist Church

A cult 'church' that believes anyone who does not believe exactly as they do will rot in hell. They are most known for picketing by military funerals saying God is punishing America because the US is a 'f*g-loving country'. Not as well known is the fact they will picket high schools performing 'f*g-loving plays' and are planning to protest against the Super Bowl XLV because not everyone who attends these games is a member of their church. They will even be protesting against the Grammy's just because there are a lot of gay people and people who do not agree with them.

The preceding was an emotionless defintion. Here is my personal definition: Fucked up bastards who will probably end up rotting in hell because they hate people and forget that if they are with any sin, they shan't cast the first stone. See what I did there?
Westboro Baptist Church: Wanna learn how to be a hateful hypocrite? Go to godhatesfags.com. And yes, this is our real website. Look it up.

People with any sense of values: Fuck you Westboro!

Westboro Baptist Church: You disagreed with us. You are going to hell!

People with any sense of values: See ya there fuckers!
by Bree the Bisexual :) February 23, 2011
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