bangover

The day after unprotected sex experienced by women. Usually involves a regular hangover coupled with the negatives effects of the morning after pill. This combo with the addition of the "fuck im an idiot" feeling creates the ultimate in feeling like shit.

Cindy: Hey jane, wanna come for breakfast?
Jane: No i feel like fuckin shit..
Cindy: oh hangover?
Jane: no... bangover
Cindy: OOooooooo... fuck, try not to kill yourself.

by preganator December 3, 2010

Bangover

An extreme variant of the traditional hangover, brought about from a combination of extreme alcohol consumption and excessive head banging.

Sexual References can be made as regards to a similar noun - 'gangbang' and the bangover being the result of such debauched actions.

"Dude: I have such a bangover from last night!"

"What a hell of a night dude...best bangover yet :P!"

by PrincessOfPeaceIsBkNShesPissd October 28, 2012

bangover

The lethargy and lack of motivation that can result from having vigorous sex too early in the day.

I've been trying to get motivated today but Karen and I had wild sex this morning even before we got out of bed and I've struggled with a bangover ever since.

by Wordler October 20, 2009

Bangover

It's when you have alot of sex and your balls hurt the next day

I banged your mom last night five times and today I have a bangover

by Yourmotherwasgood December 25, 2009

bangover

like the word 'hangover' but not from drinking, a bangover is after sex has happened sometimes you can be feeling shit about having sex, and it makes you feel ill.

"dude did you sleep with that girl"

"yeah man i have the worst bangover"

by JoJoJoeyy November 22, 2011

Bangover

That signiture feeling of dread and remorse you get the morning after going to bed with someone you probably shouldn't have i.e. an ex, a roommate, that friend that's probably in love with you even though you don't feel the same...
Also, the state of being when dealing with the fall out of such situations.

1. Dude. I was so drunk last night, I can't believe I slept with my ex. She's called me three times this morning! This has to be the worst bangover I've ever had.

2. Katie: Sounds like you and Mike had a fun night!
Rachel: Yeahh.. you'd think so..
Katie: At least you got something!
Rachel: Yeah! A wicked bangover!

by SlutsForSarcasm February 12, 2015

bangover

Another term for the walk of shame feeling you get after a one night stand. Derivative of the word hangover.

Guy: Wow, last night was pretty great.
Girl: Shut the fuck up Peter, it never would have happened if I wasn't drunk. Now leave me alone, I have a bangover.

by pleaseexcusemydopeassswag May 5, 2015