bamboo stick

A person who isn't sharp enough to be a spear.

ex. That bamboo stick went the wrong way down a one way street.

by random stranger December 22, 2013

bamboo sandwich

Following on from bamboo fever, yellow fever.
Related to (usually) white male in a threesome of sorts with 2 other females of asian descent.

With the realisation of his yellow fever, John realised that his fantasy was to be the meat in a bamboo sandwich.

by ThickShake July 29, 2005

Bamboo Picker

Someone who is attracted to only/mostly asian people.

So you do like Chang Lee! I always knew you were a bamboo picker."

by Bridgette&Heidi February 27, 2011

backwoods bamboo

Slang term referred to Asian decent ethnicity people or person(s). That is a little more (F.O.B)-->(Fresh off the boat) than usual.

backwoods bamboo (ba' k' woo' dz' bam' boo)


1.Damn that bitch is backwoods bamboo. See that rice underneath her finger nails.

2.OMFG that backwoods bamboo gook is fresh off the boat with the serious (slant)<-- referred to intense angle of the upper eye lids of most (chinks) <---ethnic slur for chinese gook.

3.The only reason why his backwoods bamboo ass got that Killing Frenzy was because his family made that f*(ckn game.

by Thai Den October 27, 2008

yam-bamboo

Another word for penis.

"when i was done fucking her in the ass, i smacked her across the derby with my yam-bamboo

by mattie mutchler April 4, 2007

bamboo torture

When some bastard chains you to the ground and grows bamboo right through your chest. Bamboo grows very quickly and so will not take long to grow through you.

I will use bamboo torture to make you talk.

by thatguy6988646 February 4, 2009

bamboo steamer

to deficate upon ones chest

"shelly is such a bitch, but she is fine and I would like to give her a bamboo steamer."

by craig ford July 7, 2007