Badoink

The term used for when a police chief is murdered because his idiot friend was chasing robot coochie.

"wow, did you hear about that guy who died?"
"yeah, I heard it was a badoink."

by yeet7890 September 29, 2019

Badoinka

When a man gets an unexpected erection.

Friend: "oh shit! look at her ass"
You: "awe man...badoinka! can you drive me home now?"

by Kevie October 13, 2003

badoonkie

Another term for a doobie/joint.
Usually known to originate from the hounslow area of West London.

Blazer #1 Woah this is getting me high
Blazer #2 Thats coz I rolled a badoonkie

by Pothead Pete June 29, 2009

Badingle Berrys

Your testicles.

Damn dude!! Kicked me right in the badingle berrys!!

by Epic_Words August 30, 2010

badingles

The official name of the Minecraft Shulker's projectiles, as of August 23rd, 2022.

Random Gamer: Yeah, I was exploring an End City but I died after getting hit by a barrage of badingles... What a pity.

by crypt1 August 23, 2022

BaDoinkaDoinki

When three or more guys have an orgy and one guy get raped in the ass by the other guy and the third guy jacks off while holding a blender and wearing a pink poka-dotted speedo with a center hole for penis clearance

"dude last night we got the Badoinkadoinki on brotha from anotha mother"

by Myke Hawk June 14, 2008

kadoinkle

Your butt.
A derivative of kadunk that some people use to be funny and/or sound like an old Jewish woman eating egg salad.

- Uech, my kadoinkle!
- I'm shaking my kadoinkle.
- What a great kadoinkle on that lady!

by Chris Cary July 3, 2004