Sports Authority

The place to go to get athletic bitches. Or step up your swag. Everything is expensive as shit, but if you shop there, you don't give a shit, because you're rich as fuck.

Let's go to Sports Authority, spend $200 on shorts and get head in the changing room. Then take them home and fuck em some more.

by Tittybars January 2, 2012

Respect my authority

one of eric cartman's many catchphrases, also the slogan of george bushes 2000 election campaign. Is pronounced 'respect my authoritah'. Also can be used in the imperative to tell someone to do what their told.

"Suck my dick"

"No, it's too big"

"Respect my authority!"

by some dude/ guy October 16, 2008

Ashor

Honestly, beyond one of the most caring and sociable person you will ever meet. Although he comes across as the tough guy, deep down he is an incredibly kind hearted and selfless dude, who will make you smile on countless occasions. He is willing to take the time out of his day to spend time with you, even if he's super tired. He can be funny at times and make you laugh, but you should never admit that to him because it will increase his ego.

He also believe's that he's really tall, even though he isn't.

Overall, he's pretty cool

Ashor: Oi! Aussie

Ashor: I think I might have a coffee, even though it's midnight

by ilovefairybread April 29, 2020

authoritah

Having authroity, the authority. Especially use if you are a fat ass from South Park, Colorado.

"Hey! I am a cop, and you will respect mah aurthoritah!"

by Matty Roberts October 6, 2003

ashortive

(pronounced ash-short-ive)
the assertiveness caused by Short Man Syndrome

waiter: "shit, but tom thumb over there's ashortive! he gave a me a lecture on political correctness just because i asked him if he'd prefer a taller chair..."

by geek.neo December 28, 2010

Authoritahhrian

A hardcore fan of Eric Cartman from South Park. Authoritahhrians (or authoritahrians) will quote him nonstop from the top of their heads, mention him frequently, watch South Park nonstop, and display other fantard behaviors.

<A police officer has pulled some guy over for drunk driving>

Police officer: AY! I AM A COP, AND YOU WILL RESPECT MAH AUTHORITAHH! NOW GET'YO ASS IN JAIL!

<Two guys are watching>

Guy 1: (to other guy) Damn dude, that cop is an authoritahhrian.

by AWarnerS August 21, 2012

authority spit

The act of having sex for so long that the woman's vagina becomes dry, so mid stroke the man launches a projectile spit on to her vagina to relube the hole.

My girlfriend and I had sex for so long that she started drying out, so mid stroke I launched an authority spit on to her box to lube it back up.

by Mason 4474 July 24, 2017