Get the Armageddon mug.Any box or tote containing various random objects, trinkets or keepsakes (from tape measures to toiletries) one would wish to have handy in case of emergency. Typically stashed in an inconspicuous place in a bedroom.
Kid playing video game addressing mother...
Child: OMG Mom my batteries died, Get me summore!
Mother: Where are they dear?
Child: OMG Mom, they're in the armageddon box in my closet floor!
Samuel L. Jackson to his wife:
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! I'VE HAD IT WITH THIS MOTHERFUCKING ARMAGEDDON BOX UNDERNEATH THIS MOTHERFUCKING BED! BITCH STRAP IN! I'M ABOUT TO OPEN SOME FUCKING WINDOWS!
Child: OMG Mom my batteries died, Get me summore!
Mother: Where are they dear?
Child: OMG Mom, they're in the armageddon box in my closet floor!
Samuel L. Jackson to his wife:
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! I'VE HAD IT WITH THIS MOTHERFUCKING ARMAGEDDON BOX UNDERNEATH THIS MOTHERFUCKING BED! BITCH STRAP IN! I'M ABOUT TO OPEN SOME FUCKING WINDOWS!
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by Christy December 1, 2003
Get the Armageddon mug.In Marvel vs. Capcom 2 as well as Marvel Super Heroes, it is one of Blackheart's Super Combos. He drops lots of cheaply strong meteors on the enemy.
by The Wraith October 5, 2003
Get the Armageddon mug.This is the logical conclusion of any proper "space docking." During the armageddon, the asstronaut craps in a woman's vagina. Following this brave act, he proceeds with vaginal intercourse. This is reminicent of splitting the asteroid in the hit movie of the same name.
Chachi knew that Jen was DTF. He didn't know for sure, but he was pretty sure he could get away with armageddon if he got her drunk enough.
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