Aqua-Porking

Verb; Meaning to have sex in a situation involving water (eg. Pool, shower etc)

Man 1: "Me and this girl had sex in the shower last night!"
Man 2: "Ahh Aqua-Porking! Well played my son!"

by JizzWizz September 22, 2012

Aqua puss

Doing a girl underwater

Johnny bent suzy over under the water in the swimming pool and got some aqua puss

by Smarts4realz4 February 16, 2008

Aqua-lung

1. a popular album by the group Jethro tull
2. a bum, vagrant, or other homeless person

1. Dude, did you pick up Aqua Lung yet? It fucking rocks!
2. Check out Aqua Lung over there...we should give him some change

by James N. P. May 08, 2005

aqua net

hair spray of the 80s

because i had a white man's fro, i did not use aqua net in the 4th grade.

by whitey McWhite May 11, 2004

aqua twat

a soggy minge

That dirty slut was packing a severe aqua twat

by The_geyser_that_feeds_'er July 01, 2009

aqua plop

Taking a shit in a body of water because you don't want to get out, sometimes it is the ocean.

Dude the surf is killer!

I know! I'm waiting for this set to pass so I can aqua plop!

by SurfGenie August 13, 2014

Aqua Squad

The team of elite masterminds who expertly crease, bend, tuck, gather, roll, pleat and fold carefully contorted large objects of mass liquidation that create tsunamis when correctly slid on. A true Aqua Squad can only be found deep within the reaches of D-Quad, led by a fearless Chosen One called Jeff by those who revere him.

The Aqua Squad obliterated it's competition, HIAD, in an intense race to finish building their fortresses.

by NightMike July 25, 2014