second worst teeth in the world, he makes fun of girls after making out with them, funny hair, likes banging people, grabs tits, skypes girls while they are taking a shower naked, buys porn, and has two guy friends.
so alex convinced me to take a shower while he jacks off on skype with me? omggg good thing i shaved
by fmppppppp July 23, 2011
he may seem hot at first and i mean very hot and also the sweetest guy ever....BUT YOUR WRONG! He will make you feel special and that you are the one but truely he is just a big fat flirt! dont tell your friends bout him....they will prob be his next victim. Friends good, more terrible
by lala20 December 14, 2010
by unicorn666 October 14, 2011
Guy with very very small dick, less than 7 inches, and likes to flirt with fat, or extremely ugly girls.
by You2323 March 10, 2009
alex- hes guy. hes a nut that likes climbing on roofs and likes licking telophone poles. he also enjoys the saltiness of cream chesse. he likes faggots in the mist. he enjoys watching midgets swinging on tire swings in the jungle, while listening to the sounds of the animals in the mid forests before him.
MEOW MIXXX
MEOW MIXXX
alex- hes guy. hes a nut that likes climbing on roofs and likes licking telophone poles. he also enjoys the saltiness of cream chesse. he likes faggots in the mist. he enjoys watching midgets swinging on tire swings in the jungle, while listening to the sounds of the animals in the mid forests before him.
MEOW MIXXX
MEOW MIXXX
by meow mix kitty January 07, 2012
tap dances...likes english but not the teacher, likes making definitions for people on urban dictionary, to space or not to space, i have a lot of random things to say but idk if they'd help at all, has the 69th most popular name for babies, had blonde hair as a kid so she highlighted her hair now, has a thing with consistent verb tense.
by lia dale walker February 04, 2009
A kid with a ridiculiously small penis and cant get a girl cant even get a dick pic from a guy and he needs tweezers to jer off and when he sends dick pics to his sister she thinks its a piece of rice
by jew a2000 September 29, 2017