The boy with the biggest cock and who wants to shove it in tight white girl pussy. But is sensitive and cries sometimes. He will hurt you but you always forgive him. We will lick cum off of a girls tits and stick in ur ass.
Kris was GREAT last night!!
by Vied May 14, 2015
Get the Krismug. A man with who only looks out for himself and girls he is trying to hook up with. But they never will hook up. He is also a man who avoids all conversations that he doesn't like by humming and dancing foolishly. His catch phrase is "Nice try" and he walks toe-heel. He spends his life playing video games and believes himself to be a sexy man...but he's not. He is a general douchebag. douchebag Nice Try
by Somebody-I-Don't-Know July 8, 2010
Get the krismug. by McY D's May 12, 2008
Get the krismug. The word 'cunt' is generally spelt with a 'c'; this is also true of the name 'Chris'. However, sometimes the name is mistakenly spelt with a 'k', i.e. 'Kris', so it is only appropriate that such people are referred to simply as 'kunts'.
Kris is a Kunt.
by Sarah Hennigan January 18, 2009
Get the Krismug. A women with ambitious , very popular,talented ,born musicians and actors , derived from goat that came to be associated with all secret societies.
by Bontio May 1, 2018
Get the KRI KRImug. by Nakedpandas447 January 15, 2022
Get the The krismug. If you’re dating a kris, best expect out of him love, consideration, honesty, and loyalty. If you’re friends with a kris he’s most likely the most caring and nicest person you’ve ever met. He will spoil you, and make you smile and feel loved. He is never a pervert, but a gentleman.
by KrisSimpgurl2073 November 25, 2021
Get the Krismug.