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Burger and a grape snow cone

A handjob given out of pity when a girl rejects your offer for sex.
Nick: Did you and that girl hook up last night?

Josh: Nah, she wasn’t feeling it. I settled for a burger and a grape snow cone.
by Alan Jaxsun July 1, 2020
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fail burger with a side of fries

1. Someone who is a complete failure at life and everything else, who also has no friends (hence the "side of fries")

2. A word that is used to describe a situation that kept getting worse even when you thought it couldn't
1."Wow that guy is a fail burger with a side of fries"

2. "That was a fail burger with a side of fries"
by THEMASKEDPOSTER May 17, 2010
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She's a Super Leek Burger

From Bob's Burgers: a special burger that comes with braised leeks
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the She's a Super Leek Burger, it comes with braised leeks!"
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A Few Gouda Men Burger

Uh, Bob, what's the Burger of the Day? I'm looking at an empty chalkboard here.
Bob: Well, it's something with gouda cheese. I'm still trying to come up with a name for it.
Tina: Woulda Coulda Gouda. You Gouda Be Kidding Me. As Gouda As it Gets. Gouda Gouda Gumdrops. A Few Gouda Men Burger. Gouda Gouda Two Shoes... comes with shoes. Gouda Day, Sir.
Bob: Uh, Tina, no more espresso for you.
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A Leek of Their Own Burger

A burger that comes with leeks
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the A Leek of Their Own Burger, you should try it!"
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Walking in a Winter Comes-with-cran Burger

A burger that comes with cranberry sauce
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Walking in a Winter Comes-with-cran Burger, you should try it!"
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A Good Manchego is Hard to Find Burger

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the A Good Manchego is Hard to Find Burger, you should try it!"
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