zoomies

Refers to street racers weaving in traffic on busy highways moving left and right, switching lanes to avoid slower cars

So many zoomies on the i-95 today, why don't the cops arrest them ?

by OlmanWilfried November 3, 2022

The Zoomies

Random spasms of energy that makes your pe(t) go top speed to, around, and through whatever they can.

My dog had The Zoomies while I was running this morning and sideswiped me to the ground.

by Guy who makes words. November 7, 2022

zoomy

Zoomy: noun - reputable looking shirt that you can quickly throw on before the start of a video conference.

Usage: Just got my zoomy on in time for the customer call - bonus that it had the company logo on it.

by fh2020 April 28, 2020

late night zoomies

This is when nathan Gemmell wants your number so he can phone you late at night , to watch you run around the room like a dog so he can get aroused and hopefully pound one out.

Can I have your number to see your late night zoomies

by Late night zoomies December 8, 2023

late night zoomies

This is when nathan Gemmell wants your number so he can phone you late at night , to watch you run around the room like a dog so he can get aroused and hopefully pound one out.

Can I have your number to see your late night zoomies

by Late night zoomies December 8, 2023

Zoomy

Getting a blowjob will working remotely during important meetings.

Bro she gave zoomy during my interview and I got the job!

by Jpcdaman July 9, 2021

Zoomies

See also: akathisia, Restless Legs Syndrome, or listen to "I Wanna Be Sedated"

It's like someone is in a time-dilation bubble and they're multitasking for 30 years while your parents watched you for an hour

"Well he stopped hearing voices for a while, but he gets the zoomies every day."

"Bobby had the zoomies all week and so he won't be awake for soccer or church this weekend."

by Don Palabros February 4, 2025