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National ride your boyfriend day 

On December 23 your girlfriend will ride you all day to get you ready for Christmas Eve
It’s the 23rd!!

National ride your Boyfriend day

Bet lemme ride

National Kiss Your Boyfriend Day 

You: hey babe I have a surprise
BF: what is it?
You: *kiss* Its National Kiss Your Boyfriend Day!

National be nice to your boyfriend day 

28 October

a day where you be extra nice to your boyfriend
girlfriend: "your looking beautiful today."
girlfriend: gives kiss
boyfriend: "whats mad you so nice."
girlfriend: "its national be nice to your boyfriend day."

national agree with your boyfriend day 

November 1st is national agree with your bf day
oh it’s national agree with your boyfriend day

National Tell Your Boyfriend His Hair is Dirty

On November 30, tell your boyfriend his hair looks dirty and smells like caca
Hey when was the last time you showered? Your hair looks dirty. Just kidding it’s National Tell Your Boyfriend His Hair is Dirty day

I fucked your boyfriend 

Y'all know "I fucked your mom" so this is better lolll