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squirmy wormy

When a lubricated raccoon ingests 2.5 worms while twirling in circles singing the “Barny” theme song. When finished the raccoon proceeds to enter a fish tank with a boner, traumatizing the fish. This

occurrence causes the fish to swim into the lubricated raccoon anus and mate. From there they lay the eggs and exit the anus, in 3 months the raccoon allows baby worm raccoon fish to crawl out of its anus completing the process.
My pet raccoon had the squirmy wormy happen to him to him the other day.
by helislapp November 28, 2022
mugGet the squirmy wormymug.

WORMIE

"Wormie" is a term made famous by CJ the Pothead on TikTok, specifically in the context of cannabis concentrates. It refers to an elongated dab or a stretched-out piece of shatter, a type of cannabis concentrate known for its glass-like appearance and high potency. In this context, "wormie" describes a visually striking dabbing technique where the concentrate is stretched or manipulated into a long, thin shape before consumption. The term has gained popularity within the cannabis community on social media platforms, showcasing the creativity and innovation in the consumption of cannabis concentrates.
HIGH We are doing dabs, Who wants a WORMIE?
by SMO. KEN DABS July 29, 2023
mugGet the WORMIEmug.

Squirmy Wormy

A baby or toddler that wiggles a lot. Mostly refering to a baby moving horizontally.
Look at this squirmy wormy hit his head on the side of the crib.
by Shane’s Papa February 6, 2023
mugGet the Squirmy Wormymug.

wormie

worm is the cutest person ever to exist!!! she's funny, beautiful, and most importantly the most perfect person ever!! her music taste is THE BEST and she always knows how to make everyone smile. if u think she's not the most perfect person ever no u don't :D
person 1: "have you seen wormie? she's so beautiful"
person 2: "she's the most perfect person ever!!"
by televsed May 27, 2020
mugGet the wormiemug.

Squirmy Wormy

An affectionate term for a man’s penis.
I asked my boyfriend if I could see his squirmy wormy last night!
by sailornova November 6, 2024
mugGet the Squirmy Wormymug.

Wormy

Non linear line on graph.
I have wormy
by Dj2000th May 13, 2018
mugGet the Wormymug.

Wormy

Carmie called Luke a wormy when he came by the station. What a homophobic bitch.
by LilyRay March 16, 2019
mugGet the Wormymug.

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