Chuck Woolery

A sexual act requiring the insertion of both the index finger and middle finger into the vagina, while inserting the pinkie and ring finger into the anus. In some circles this has been more commonly known as "The Spocker". The moniker used here relates to the catch phrase "We'll be back in two and two". As you are giving the willing recipient "Two and Two".

As commonly used "I've been known to Chuck Woolery a lady every now and again" or "This one girl had been shockered before, so I decided to introduce her to my man Chuck Woolery".

"On my dating game, I pull the Old Chuck Woolery, and I'm guaranteed a second date"

by TheycallmeCoxie December 1, 2009

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woolco

Once popular, now defunct chain of retail stores similar to K-Mart or Wal-Mart. Founded in 1962, the stores were at their height of popularity in the 1970s. All Woolco stores eventually closed down in 1983, never to be heard from again.

I found a great deal on a blender at Woolco, but when I took it out to use it, I found it didn't work. Now I know not to buy things just because they are cheap.

by ilovelisa November 16, 2006

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wool knot

Refers to the ball of fabric stuck in a hairy butt crack. Used to describe a person that is a social idiot.

You know him? Yeah, he's such a wool knot!

by Brian123 August 28, 2007

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Wool puller

This term refers to a con artist, a bullshitter. One who tells stories or pulls the wool over ones eyes in attempts to gain something for him or herself, personally or in business.

Jobless Jane is quite the "wool puller", she bullshitted her friend into getting her 4 concert tickets with no intention of paying her back.

by Sawyersgirl August 31, 2016

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