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whyse

Cross of "why" and "wise". "Whyse" is an adjective used to describe smart people who have gathered plenty of information by systemically asking themselves and/or others the ultimate question - "why?"
Whyse men and women ask "why" a lot more frequently than normal people.

Normal person to whyse person: "Are you gay?"
Whyse person to normal person: "Why are you asking?"

Another example: being a "dog whisperer", you have been sitting quietly in a chair, chilling out at night at the beach in Goa. Suddenly, two cute dogs come around and start barking at you. Why?
by giotto April 13, 2013
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why so serious

First off, this is used mostly by emo kids who use it for a picture caption on their myspace. People who say it don't realize how annoying it is. Also, asking "why so cereal?" deserves a punch. Just wait until another movie comes out then steal shit from there too!
by Christina4 December 22, 2008
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why so jobless ?

Why So Jobless (WSJ) has been derived from Why So Serious.

"Why So Jobless can be used as a response to someone who is completely jobless and is talking complete crap and is driving the other person insane.
ram : wanna join me for a party at 10 am this monday ?
sai : dude Why So Jobless ?
by silent hacker June 8, 2011
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whywolf

When someone drives a conversation into the ground by constantly asking 'why' and following up every answer with 'but why' over and over until there are no answers.
"I don't fucking KNOW why, ok? It just is! All the sudden you're a whywolf, asking me dumb fucking questions all up in here."

My fucking 3-year-old is in her whywolf stage. It's 'why this' and 'why that' and 'why, daddy, why'! It sucks.
by Schadey March 8, 2018
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whycome

Person1: Hey, i deleted all your files!
Person2: Whycome!!!!?!??
by Solly74 December 16, 2012
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Whynot

Whynot make this
by NOOTHINGMAN March 7, 2019
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whysics

The study of black pride filmograpy, specifically the movie the whiz. A wizard of oz remake
Man I'm glad we watched the whiz in whysics, i feel so proud of my culture now
by heff January 23, 2004
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