a teenage male who cares more about his bromance than his girlfriend, still uses AIM, and pretends he has a giant weenie even though it is actually not that big
by MonkeyCheeseGrace February 20, 2011
A term used to describe a male who lacks basic male qualities or who behaves more like a female. This includes wearing tight clothing, wearing pink, lack of physical muscularity, weakness, using words such as omg, is unable to perform basic male tasks such as fixing a car or a sink, or is unable to assemble things. A weenie is also a man who overreacts in times of crisis or who is worthless during a disaster, such as an earhquake, a fire, or a hurricane.
by thankme March 27, 2011
An extremely insecure person who most likely licks they balls in spare time. This person cares excessively about everything around them and tries hard for approval. He or she acts cool on the outside (or tries to) but in reality they are a true pussy at heart. A weenie needs to have a bestest friend and can never do things on his or her own. He or she has the tendency to be wrong or unjust all the time.
Look at that weenie-- he shits himself on the bench because he is afraid coach is gonna put him in.
You are such a weenie..two weeks ago you said you hated rap music, and now you like it? Get a life (and live it on your own)
You are such a weenie..two weeks ago you said you hated rap music, and now you like it? Get a life (and live it on your own)
by doeboyfresh1212 January 22, 2009
Noun.
An uncool, outta style person. Usually into reading, science, and breeding fish. You can find them hanging around arcades or comic book conventions.
TRAITS THAT SEPARATE A WEENIE FROM NORMAL PEOPLE:
1) weenies either wear the same clothes over and over again, OR wash their clothes 88 times a day.
2) weenies are almost always virgins.
3) weenies beat you in the science fair.
An uncool, outta style person. Usually into reading, science, and breeding fish. You can find them hanging around arcades or comic book conventions.
TRAITS THAT SEPARATE A WEENIE FROM NORMAL PEOPLE:
1) weenies either wear the same clothes over and over again, OR wash their clothes 88 times a day.
2) weenies are almost always virgins.
3) weenies beat you in the science fair.
football guy #1: YOU DOOD LOOK AT THAT WEENIE
football guy #2: YEAH LETS BEAT HIM UP!!
weenie #1: My stars! I think I have accidentally spilt some Co2 with my NaCl4!!
weenie #2: E=MC2!
football guy #2: YEAH LETS BEAT HIM UP!!
weenie #1: My stars! I think I have accidentally spilt some Co2 with my NaCl4!!
weenie #2: E=MC2!
by yo yo yo mamma June 20, 2006
by tim waltman April 4, 2005
by TylerStarkyStephenGross havenoweenies April 20, 2005