Weedwaker

One who masturbates like a ferocious lioness after they smoke weed.

GRAWR!!

My buddy always goes to the bathroom for a long time after we smoke. I can hear him jerking off.

What a fucking weedwaker.

by AkimboBimbo July 29, 2010

weedwhacker

A girl'a pussy that is overgrown and in need of a good trimming.

Damn, I did this weedwhacker last night!

by Baldie August 9, 2003

Irish Weedwhacker

When you fuck a leprechaun over a pot of gold and the gold gets on the leprechauns red pubes and there dick looks like it has the midas touch.

Person 1: I just did a irish weedwhacker on my enslaved leprechaun

Person 2: Fuck yeah dude

by isuckbigtoes32 May 6, 2022

the weedwhacker

a sexual act in which your girlfriend(with braces) is giving you head, you must then take a strong rope and tie her feet to a high powered ceiling fan, upon which her braces will rip your pubes out.

last week i had my girlfriend give me the weedwhacker... i'm still bleeding and shes still picking pubs out of her braces today.

by the irish horn dog November 26, 2009

dominican weedwacker

The act of inserting coffee beans into a male's penis hole, and strangling his penis and flailing it in a helicopter motion until it bleeds. Anal, Vaginal, or Oral may be performed afterwards.

"yeah man, last night i got a pretty wild dominican weedwacker. my cum mixed with my dick blood real good."

by Pineapple Trapdoor February 25, 2015

Connecticut Weedwacker

The act of going down on a girl, and when she is close to climaxing, bitting her pubic hair and ripping them off.

I gave my girlfriend the old “Connecticut weedwacker” last night. She no longer has to go to her Brazilian wax tomorrow

by The dazzler 2828 October 18, 2019

The WeedWacker

When you give her/him/them/it a swift chop to the throat; as she gasps for air and reaches for her neck, you thrust your PP in their butt like you’re trying to pop a balloon.

My dishwasher was acting up so I had to give her The WeedWacker

by TreePoop March 8, 2021