wallpaper slap

when a girl has a loose vagina and you take the flaps and put it on your nose while you chow her. slaping your nose around in there.

holy shit i chowed her and then she wallpaper slapped me and i was down for it.

by fuckingjuhcuh September 5, 2011

fear of wallpaper

Common in young man aged 17-21, these males are usally shy induviuals genearally scared of women, who would rather stay in a small room with no wallpaper drinking with only male company, and then takes there clothes off to his own initiative and walk arounds showing off there small penis. doesnt like loud music cause it will set THEM OFF. tight arse motherfucker who prefer to scab then spend there own money. and sees no problem in not paying back there friends. dislikes fun beer girls and WALLPAPER

PETER; hey rob lets head into this nightclub looks like fun loads of girls.

ROB; not tonight the wallpaper would set me off, i will head home and wank

PETER; that young man has a fear of wallpaper

by FENCESTAKER March 27, 2009

blue bape wallpaper

A live wallpaper that only the boys will understand. A female is not granted access to this inside knowledge. The wallpaper is off limits to any non-male figure.

“Yo bro, check out my dope blue bape wallpaper”

by will thomas March 1, 2020

the wallpaper starts peeling

To have sex with someone so much that the room stinks and becomes so humid

till the room stinks the wallpaper starts peeling off the walls the bed breaks in half the ground starts to shake the windows are fogging the ceiling drops down neighbours call the police, multiple noise complaints, till the train passes by

by Huuuuuuuuuuuummm March 19, 2023

Bloody Tampon Wallpaper

When you take used, bloody tampons and while holding them by the string, spin them around over your head. Splattering the walls with period blood, your mom will love your handywork around the house.

Dude, I totally just put up some bloody tampon wallpaper in my sister's room. She's gonna love it.

by bloorjoorbgunt September 28, 2010

Brown Wallpaper Finish

Fuck a pale chick, cum on her tits, shit on her tits, mix that shit up, cover her whole body, boom: Brown Wallpaper Finish.

Dude: "Hey bro why's she so tan today?'
You: "I gave her the finish last night."
Brown Wallpaper Finish*

by Ivan Yankian Off December 31, 2011

re-wallpapering the Fetus Hotel

To undergo the menstruation cycle.

No, Mary can't come camping with us this weekend. She just started re-wallpapering the Fetus Hotel, and we don't want to attract any bears.

by Schmeebis June 28, 2007