winker wonker

a retard that says things that doesn't add up

term created by vertical

A: Yo I fucked my cat
B: why did you do it you winker wonker

by verticool October 04, 2019

Waffle fry winker

when you and your friends sister stuff waffle fries up each others rectum while watching “top 10 holocaust moments” on youtube and you proceed to adopt a pet corgi and make it watch the fries come out of the partners mouth with fecal matter all over it.

Yeah, me and Scarlett waffle fry winkered last night, that corgi was scared

by DIRTYISRAELPOODLE May 13, 2024

pinky-winker

someone who likes small penises

she is nice but she is a pinky-winker

by AliceThePenguin October 17, 2010

Twit-winker

A twat or twit on twitter who follows every tweet with a winking smiley, as if whoever they're talking is far too dumb to understand a joke when they see one.

"@randomannoyingfriend lol, maybe you'll just have to marry the cat ;)"

"@othertwitterfag ;) totally, only if you would first ;)"

Fuckin Twit-winkers.

by Rick The Mullet Man August 28, 2011

Winker

Another name for the dick.

Look at the size of my winker.

by Rebel2012 July 10, 2020

Winker

Having a short nap

just gonna have a winker

by Winker December 30, 2021

Shit Winker

A term describing the anus or someone who is being rude or belligerent. Someone who is an Asshole.

When labelling an abrasive person...
"Why are you being so disrespectful? Stop acting like a SHIT WINKER!"

When describing anantomy...
"Aww man! I stuck my tongue so far up her SHIT WINKER, I tasted last nights dinner!"

by GodofBloodletting February 12, 2025