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Wiltman

A baller ass nigga who smokes copious amounts of weed as well as indulging in various other substances such as, but not limited to, hallucinogens, opiates and amphetamines. A wiltman is a man of great social finesse like no other. Panties drop when a wiltman walks into the room.

A wiltman will usually only converse with those deemed worthy. If one tries to converse with a wiltman and is deemed unworthy, he will usually receive a nonsensical and strange noise in response, somewhat akin to a mating call.
Yo that wiltman over there just took 7 bong rips, dropped a 10 strip of acid and railed 5 lines of speed all while fucking a hooker yet he's still able to partake in Nostail/MMO raids.
by Eggplant Bois August 25, 2016
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Wiltz

When two grown men tie their penises in a knot, it is called a wiltz.
When they other members of the gay orgy had left, two young twinks tied their penises in a wiltz to confirm their special union.
by K.S.Davidson November 19, 2019
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south wilts grammar school

here is where you find some lesbos in there rare habitat

some wanna be posh chavs and those posh twats who ask for a pony for their 13th birthday

you can also meet some dope children but there is about 20 out of the 1368 that attend that crappy school
it contains pedo math teachers and childish science teachers
many rooms smell like ass and for some reason the l block smells like rotten cabbage like get some febreeze in here
hey do you go to south wilts grammar school

yes
oh i'm soooooo sorry
by boooooooooooong November 12, 2019
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Wiltzer

n. A karate move that involves spinning your hair around in such a deadly way that your opponent's head is sliced off. Similar to what happens when you fail an Iron Lotus.

v. To pull a Wiltzer in a karate match. Illegal in seven countries.
n. Nitesh: I was watching MMA yesterday and one fighter pulled a Wiltzer!

v. Adam: I was fighting in karate the other day and I Wiltzered my opponent!
by CurlyHair4Ever January 10, 2011
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daquan wiltshire

A 32 year old streamer who will always keep it real with you. Also 4 inch gang stand up.
That man daquan wiltshire is a wild dude
by Worlivine October 6, 2021
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Wilton

A town in Connecticut where police give tickets to anyone who looks like they might be out of town for any reason they can find. It is theorized that 87% of the town of Wilton's revenue comes from pulling over out of towners.
Wilton: Do you know why I'm pull you over?
Driver: No, was I speeding?
Wilton Officer: No sir, you are not driving a BMW. The drug dogs are on the way.
by sumdumfuk October 27, 2011
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Salisbury Wiltshire

A tourist-orientated town in the South of England, with a population of 50,000.
The young people of Salisbury can be divided into three main groups: pikeys, squaddies and the posh kids.
Salisbury's pikeys are the most visible group, usually seen roaming the town in packs. They are indigenous to the Friary and Bemerton Heath, but are known to go to McDonalds and Burger King in order to feed. Other popular points of congregation include Tesco Metro, Poundland and the Library Steps.

The squaddies are usually only visible on Saturday nights, trying to pick up 18-year-old posh girls in Whiterooms and fighting each other and pikeys. The rest of the week they are busy invading Third World nations, shooting people and feeling good about themselves for it.

The posh kids spend most of their time either at one of the town's two grammar schools or at one of the copious private schools. At these institutions they learn how to vote for the Conservative Party as well as the art of banter. In their spare time they drink tea in Starbucks or Nero, or smoke undersized spliffs in the Cathedral Close. At the age of 18 or 19, almost all posh kids emigrate to "classier" (read: preppier) locales such as Oxford, Cambridge and Exeter. The Guild Hall Steps are a meeting point for posh kids with identity crises and lack of direction in life.
by academic_rasta February 21, 2011
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