Wilted flower

When a man’s has an orgasm and he ejaculates, then his penis becomes soft and loses its erection.

His dick became a wilted flower after sex.

by link_the_twunk August 9, 2019

cock-wilted

Basically any situation that turns you off and makes you go soft.

“Jessie hardcore cock-wilted me when she said she didn’t want to watch me play League of Legends.”

by 3BigBootyBitches September 6, 2021

The Wilted Horn

To be deprived of energy or vigour yet still desirous of sexual activity, while simultaneously finding everything in the room outlandishly attractive.

This phenomenon typically occurs when recovering from a particularly heavy one the night before.

Not too dissimilar to the Hangover Horn, this affliction is traditionally unique to the male of the species.

Cure: The only known cure to this ailment is to place said ‘horn’ somewhere ‘warm’ (avoid microwaves and toasters).

“Man, I’ve got the wilted horn something awful today”

“I cannot concentrate due to the intense wilted horn I’m currently experiencing”

“I’m wilting”

by I Zigger I September 19, 2013

Cooper's Droop aka Highland Wilt

A form of sexually transmitted infection caused from prolonged sheep bladder abuse. The symptoms are similar to Belles Palsy where one side of the face suffers paralysis and noticeably droops. The difference here is that one side droops, but lower in the anatomy. Specifically within the scrotum.

Cooper's Droop aka Highland Wilt is a condition common in the Scottish Highlands causes by sheep bladder abuse. "Seamus is limping again. Must have a wee case of Cooper's Droop."

by Spanish Lass January 23, 2012

Wilted vagina

Wilted vagina: the act of not having a moist meat muffin

"moisten your meat muffin! Ladies, no one likes a wilted vagina."

by Fu kingcheese May 29, 2018

Wilting Lilly

This term is used to describe a man who is utterly overwhelmed by insignificant circumstances and who often proclaimes his discomfort loudly and expects others to sympathize with his circumstances.

Jenny: Hey Alice I haven't seen your husband today. Is he alright?

Alice: he's fine he just drank too much last night and he's really hungover. He's been in bed all day and I have to wait on him hand and foot.

Jenny: Wow, he's such a wilting Lilly.

Fred: hey Bill would you like to go fishing today?

Bill: no Fred there's a 10% chance of rain today and I don't want to risk getting pneumonia.

Fred: Geez Bill aren't you the wilting Lily.

See also:
Pussy
Pansy
Buttercup
Millennial

by The Great White Monkey January 18, 2023

Cyrus Wilt

Noun
Cyrus Wilt is an extremely skilled painter, who has been observed to roll paint extremely efficiently. He also is one of the best fortnite gamers.

Cyrus Wilt painted the cabin with gray and brown.

by AnonColler January 3, 2024