The Closet Whores

An awesome band started in Scottsdale, Arizona by Ellen and Jared when they were 16. Album comes out soon!

"Hey do you know any bands that sounds like-"

"Yeah, The Closet Whores"

"But you didn't know what I was going to say?"

"Didn't need to."

by wh0opwh0op January 2, 2012

urban dictionary whores

People on urban dictionary that uses their name as a word and says a bunch of good stuff about the name for definition that obviously isn't true

Macy: omg did u look up Gina's name on urban dictionary??

Raven: totally, and it says "usually blonde with big boobs an sexy af" but we know that ain't true

Macy: it was probably made by some urban dictionary whore who's name is Gina and/or other urban dictionary whores

by the drax March 30, 2015

Gum Whores

People who ask you for gum as soon as you pull out a piece.

<Jimmy pulls out a stick of gum for himself>

Bob: Yo jimmy, give me a piece!

Jimmy: No dude get your own.

Bill: Yeah give me one too.

Jimmy: Oh my gosh you guys are a bunch of gum whores!

by E.Smith22522 November 3, 2010

welfare whores

those of our country, who, out of their own laziness, and incompentecy, repeatedly produce offspring in order to increase the amount of welfare they receive; basically screwing for government money, so the lazy pigs don't have to work.

Lady: "Hey, Jimbo, if we have three more kids, they'll give us 1,000 more per month! Whoo boy!"
Man: "But Shanquisha, don't you feel like we're being welfare whores?"
Lady: "Hells nah!"

by Tromboner73 October 22, 2010

myspace whores

- myspace whores are mostly girls..
usually have new pics of them selves daily... have a million friends and dont know half of them... think myspace is some kind of popularity contest... they usually post bulletins saying comment my pics or im hungry for comments. go on my space every 2 mins to check if they have new comments.. take pictures of themselves in the mirror ... have a need to be on everyones top eight... need to keep commenting everyone just to be someones last comment... say things like im soo cool , im raddd ... usuallyy write all of there friends names under who id like too meett... basically there insecure annoying bitches that want to seem cool ;) ; every scene person has one

your all such myspace whores!

by jadeee July 16, 2008

Fuck you fucking fucker who fucks your fucking fuckhole father that fucking fucks fuckass whores through their fucking fuckholes then fucks himself til he fucking dies of fucking aids and fucking falls into the fucking fuckhole to fucking hell while your

what you say to someone who has offended you without having to worry about a comeback because they'll be to confused to respond. i swear its a complete and real sentance. note that the word above is shrtened and cutoff. full length above.

Person: "Poser!"
Emo Kid: "Fuck you fucking fucker who fucks your fucking fuckhole father that fucking fucks fuckass whores through their fucking fuckholes then fucks himself til he fucking dies of fucking aids and fucking falls into the fucking fuckhole to fucking hell while your fucking mother get fucking fucked by fucking fuckholes who fuck fucking fuckers like your fucking self and motherfuckers like themselves so they can fucking live without fucking having to fucking pay fuckass whores like your sister who used to fuck the fucking fuckholes that fucked your motherfucking mother who fucked lots of fucking men that weren't your fucking father on her fucking business trips she fucking set up to fucking get away from your fucking fugly face."

by ThatChickWhoKicks@$$! September 28, 2009

Bitches and Whores

A force meme from 4chan about a character from Shin Megami Tensei: Persona 4. A pannel of the woman hating, sadistic antagonist Tohru Adachi, from a H-Doujin was uploaded by an anonymous 4channer with the words "Bitches and Whores" that replaced the text. The picture was enough to start a small collection of fan art and remixes.

Annon 1: Hey man what do you like?
Adachi: BITCHES AND WHORES!

by Viva La Watt August 13, 2009