vintage booty

old used booty with a lot of mile, 40 years and up more used with elderly women

car passes by a group of elderly women, and man says "like to get me some of that vintage booty"

by janessa and jean , sister and brother September 01, 2007

Vintage Tard

a vintage tard is an older person who is either mentaly unstable or very stupid.

ha ha look at that vintage tard
WHAT is that vintage tard doing!
get off my choad you vintage tard.

by vintage tard October 22, 2004

Vintage Cunt

A phrase used to describe something that is especially funny or notable.

Unofficially invented by Lj and Webb in '06.

Lj: Anthony is a pedo
Webb: Vintage Cunt!

by Tom Habel 2 September 12, 2008

Vintage Strange

an older woman, often one perceived to be sexually attractive and experienced

From "vintage" meaning "older" and "strange" denoting an unknown, something one has not experienced yet

I want some "vintage strange" equivalent to "I want to bag a cougar" (where "cougar" is used to refer to an older woman, and "bag" refers to seduction)

by AVgJ October 27, 2009

Vintage Bee

Gourmet Honey company Vintage Bee Inc. sells USA honey that's always Pure, Raw, & Unfiltered. Go to shop.vintagebee.com to see their creamed honey selection! With 12 flavors to chose from you can make all your food "buzz".

Vintage Bee... Everyday!

by VintageBee January 05, 2017

vintage boyfriend

It describes "an old boyfriend who's pretty lame" that a woman keeps returning to in between relationships with "better" men.

Female A: "Aaron is like the worst vintage boyfriend ever"
Female B: "He's just so easy"
Female A: "How lazy can I get?" :(

by yenia February 22, 2015

vintage whimsy

Giving or receiving head in a very public place

In a British accent "I gave Grace a vintage whimsy in T.J.max."

by #1 vintage whimsy lover May 25, 2023