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Velocirapture

The long-prophesied Second Coming of Raptor Jesus.
Repent, sinners and slow-moving herbivores, for the Velocirapture is upon you
by bravesirrobert November 7, 2007
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Mr. Velez

The art of anal sex while the recipient is excreting diarrhea out of their rectum.
Aaron gave Mike a Mr. Velez and it was great.
by Mr. Velez March 12, 2010
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velocirapetor

a fleet-footed, sex obsessed carnivore who doesn't know fear.
dude, i think i see a velocirapetor hiding in those bushes.
by Alzabo November 22, 2013
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velociboobies

A drunken picture of two or three friends' breasts pushed together, to be texted to other friends who are not there (usually Cely)
I wish Angela was here...

Grab your phone, let's send her velociboobies!
by Aspersia March 17, 2014
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Veloce Visrin

One of the main characters in the comics Carciphona and Amongst us created by Shilin

Aka. the best character ever
Veloce Visrin is the prettiest, smartest, most intriguing character that has ever been created.
by adobowl December 31, 2022
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Valencia Velodrome

A "sports arena" located on Valencia Street in the Mission District of San Francisco, CA. USA where local "athletes" walk, rather than ride their bicycles up and down the sidewalk.

Due to the fact zoning laws require that no bicycles be ridden on the sidewalks, and since visibility is lacking in the bike lane, these "athletes" are forced to walk their machines down the sidewalk in an attempt to compete for the gazes of the female population, which all seem to be dressed like Nepalese Sherpas with fringed suede jackets and victorian era blouses.

The winners of this daily competition are entitled to interact with the objects of there desire. Interactions inlcude:

comparing dislikes, discussing past failures, explaining one's need for keeping it real, and the like.

Elite "athletes are often associated with the prestigious cycling group Team Valencia.
Did you see those kids doing the Valencia Velodrome yesterday? Maybe next time they should try riding their bikes.
by seaneee May 11, 2009
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high velocity boom stick

A peacemaker and/ or problem solver, otherwise known as a gun.
Hey you can’t talk about guns here”
“Boy im boutta gitcha wit ma high velocity boom stick
by Maybeperhapsso April 23, 2021
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