moist rubber vulva

A phrase used to signify that one is being kidnapped or held hostage so as to safely alert others without putting oneself in greater danger.
When my husband called to ask if I needed anything from the store on his way home, I calmly replied, “milk, bread, 2 onions and moist rubber vulva” white maintaining eye contact with the gunman. The police arrived shortly thereafter.
by Peppercorn Medley November 10, 2020
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vulva punch

She kicked me in the bollocks so I punched her in the vulva. A vulva punch.
by Ballerfrazz March 21, 2020
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Vulva Landy

Vulva and Phalanges A derogatory pose . The act in which one stick's their tongue through there pointer and middle finger on either hand and makes a cunnilingus motion with there tongue. made popular in the movie king pin where woody Harrelson's land lord makes a Vulva Landy Motion causing Woody Harrelson's character to vomit. reminded he just went down on a senior citizen because he could not pay the rent.
made popular in the movie king pin where woody harrelson's land lord makes a Vulva Landy Motion causing Woody Harrelson's character to vomit. reminded he just went down on a senior citizen because he could not pay the rent.
by Ted Brown February 20, 2012
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spicy vulva

I did that wing challenge last night and when I went to wipe I gave myself a spicy vulva.
by CaseMan5128 December 07, 2022
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