Utah

The one and only place in America where people are shot to death after being sent to death row.

Utah: come and see our Mormons!

by Reticulated Spline March 31, 2015

Utah

That sorry ass team that the Kings run through in the first round of the playoff every year!

by Poozle May 9, 2003

utah

An everyman for himself game of basketball much like 21, except baskets count for 5 points.

Yo we got 7, lets just play a game of Utah.

by Knice April 19, 2006

Utah

Acronym for "Up The Ass Hole." A ficticious place you take someone to when performing anal sex.

Dude: Hey man, where did you take Ashley on your date last night?
Brah: Utah, man! We stayed in Park City all night

by Pocket Rockets January 11, 2011

Utah

A mistake when texting or in a chat room, while using auto correct or T9. Also could be a word spelled wrong for other reasons such as a cracked mobile screen.
T9 spells "Nasty" as "Marty" by pressing 6-2-7-8-9 on a touch tone keypad. One might misspell the word "guys" as "guts" as the letters T and Y are next to each other on a qwerty keybord

Don: Hey guts, how's it going?
Don: sorry, utah! my screen is cracked... can't see "T" and "Y" very well. hey guys, how's it going?
Z: going great Don, have you seen Nasty?
Z: oops, utah! have you seen Marty?

by martian00 September 26, 2010

Utah

A huge place full of mormons

Man 1: "dude, utah is one huge cult"

Man 2: "pretty much"

by ave boss February 25, 2014

Utah

99% Of Americans are fooled. Warning this is not a Real state and does not exist. Don’t believe me go to the Wikipedia Page. Tell me it doesn’t say Imaginary Utah

Hey you know that state Utah? No that’s not a Real state what are you talking about?

by chickenjfjdjdkjd November 19, 2017