finger trotting

To rapidly fap your... Yes?

Mom: Where’s Abbie?
Sis: She’s In Her Room!
Mom: What’s She Doing In There...
Sis: She’s finger trotting!
Mom: She’s WHAT?!
Sis: What Do You Think?!
Mom: TMI!

by Abigail Asher January 11, 2021

Leaf Trotting

Covering ones self in glue and rolling in a leaf pile naked as to get covered in leaves and dance naked from a tree branch to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody

The neighbor took part in the local leaf trotting event filled with hippies from the local college

by Leafy gritty fish June 27, 2021

Bobby-Trotting

Not approaching a situation or person due to fears of backlash.

“I don’t want people Bobby-Trotting around me because I’m their manager. That tells me I’m doing something wrong, which should encourage them to speak up more.”

“Don’t Bobby-Trot with me; just tell me straight-up.”

“People are Bobby-Trotting around me like I’ve done something.”

by GOFFICIAL April 27, 2023