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Suck the Phillies cock so hard the Philly phantic soul leaves his body
He’s always picking up for the Phillies no matter what. He got that Townsenditis
by Hurts so good August 16, 2022
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When you suck the Phillies cock so hard their soul leaves the body. No matter what the Phillies are the best.
Pete loves the Phillies so much they are the best team all the time. He’s got that Townsenditis
by Hurts so good July 22, 2022
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To rush something through even if it is known is it going to annoy everyone and mean you get bad mouthed
I got completely Townsended last week by Steve
by SteveLovesit November 11, 2025
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carl townsend

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the smile that lights up life and makes any day brighter
Ive been feeling blue, seems like a good time for carl townsend
by Your One and Only Baby February 3, 2010
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Townsend sounds like a upper class second name where the family sit in their house in Buckinghamshire and watch the golf whilst eating slightly salted crisps from Waitrose. However Chris Townsend is beyond all and is a sussy baka who has water so old on his shelf that it was probably on the table during ‘The Last Supper’. Although Chris Townsend is an excellent entrarnpeur and created Bussin Foods and SafeSpace which he presented in rather controversial ways, resulting in being the most hated man in the room. However many girls still wanted his cock. Shame those girls wanted every other lads cock too… overall Chris is an epic man and people around him respect him greatly, especially certain women ofc.
Chris Townsend, can we be a cute minecraft couple?
by Jcreen5 July 29, 2021
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Finlay Townsend

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Finn townsend normally a young boy with an ass chin usually has an ego and is definitely overcompensating, cock is around 2.3 inches on hard and goes inside him on soft. usually from turkish heritage. Definitely stay away from fin townsend this guy is gay
i just ran into Finlay Townsend and he tried to sexually assault me
by MistickMc January 21, 2024
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