tongue punch the bacon bag

When you buy a bacon on the go and want to kick the bacon grease out of the package

Take a step back, I'm finna tongue punch the bacon bag, ya feel me?

by Easy rock October 24, 2019

Tongue punch me in between my eyes

It means lick my unibrow

Hey babe ,can you we do something different tonight
Yea sure what do you have in mind
Could u maybe tongue punch me in between my eyes
Oh your kinky kinky ,ok let's do jt

by Shartonmydickdaddy November 3, 2020

Tongue punching hummus

Going down on a yeasty fanny

Her fanny was so sour it was like tongue punching hummus

by Obscured Green wednesdays April 20, 2022

Tongue Punch ur Fart Box

To jab/stab someone multiple times in their anal cavity with your tongue

Hooker: Baby please don’t go there

Chaz: Why not I just wanna tongue punch ur fart box

by Fuckthatnoise October 4, 2021

Teriyaki Tongue Punch

When you let an asian man eat your ass

Come over here and give me the Bruce lee style teriyaki tongue punch baby.

by HoodratHoudini February 25, 2022

Tongue Punch the Smoke Rod

When you are hitting a bong and slip the tongue in.

After George decided to tongue punch the smoke rod, nobody was willing to hit it.

by BigBallBingus June 10, 2021

Tongue punch

To tongue punch is to stick your tongue as deep as you can into someone's asshole.

Last night, while this bitch was giving me head, she started to tongue punch my fartbox while my dick was down her throat.

by hawke4me November 15, 2025