Tomato

A vegetable. A very nasty vegetable. It ain't a fruit. If it were, they'd put it in a FRUIT salad, not with the lettuce. Don't believe all the hype!

Jane: I'm hungry.
John: Have some fruit. (Holds out a tomato)
Jane: I don't see any.

by WomanofMassDestruction October 14, 2007

tomato

Someone who is technically not a vegetable, but who seems to be just like one.

1. C'mon, get off your deep-fried thighs and help me move this, you fat tomato!

by anothermoron February 06, 2008

Tomato

An amazing friend who will always be there for you. Is super petty in the best possible way. Always makes ya laugh. And a great person to waste time away with.

Tomato... Yeah even though we met on Xbox he's my best friend.

by Kochie43 November 27, 2018

Tomato

When someone is blushing so hard they look like a tomato.

Don’t look at me like that! I am not a tomato, my face is not that red!

by kat_the_tomato January 10, 2020

Tomato

These aint no fuckin vegetables. These got damn seeds retrard/.

"Did you eat a fruit"
"Yes i ate a tomato"

by PesinLover November 16, 2019

Tomato

a name for someone who turns red when he/she gets nervous or excited

"OMG Tomato! You're turning red! lol"

by sophiophia101 February 25, 2017

Tomato

A person named Zak

'Zak is a tomatoe'

by AutismBoy March 08, 2019